Stochastic finance. Questionable characters. Serious fun. Built on Robinhood Chain.

Joined October 2026
less than 24h remaining before the initial Absturd Drop & ABS token launch. tons of free or minimal cost ways to participate. we have some cooks coming over the final day here, so be on the lookout. @GoAbsturd for details
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Minted mine, its free. BLANDERS mint is live on Robinhood Chain. 5,000 citizens. Free mint for Abstract users. Ethereal first. A new tier opens every 2 hours. Earlier tiers can still mint with each new tier opening.
he went for a walk. they moved in. BLANDERS mint is live on Robinhood Chain. 5,000 citizens. Free mint for Abstract users. Ethereal first. A new tier opens every 2 hours. Earlier tiers can still mint with each new tier opening. abs.wtf/blanders
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Minted the FIRST Blanders, it's free btw so yeah
he went for a walk. they moved in. BLANDERS mint is live on Robinhood Chain. 5,000 citizens. Free mint for Abstract users. Ethereal first. A new tier opens every 2 hours. Earlier tiers can still mint with each new tier opening. abs.wtf/blanders
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Absturd retweeted
Nub is one ignored free token away from a complete breakdown. The FREE $ABS drop is THIS FRIDAY for Abstract users. Don鈥檛 be the guy tying his shoes. Connect your AGW wallet at abs.wtf/drop
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