Detailing all of the horrific, unnecessary ways your favourite #GameofThrones characters could (and probably will) die. #GoT [email protected]
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An insanely jealous Ser Jorah kills and scalps Daario Naharis, taking his luxurious hair. Daenerys sees through the "disguise".
Brienne of Tarth breaks her neck when she rides into a low-hanging tree branch. Ser Jaime vows to kill all trees in her honour. #GoT
After avenging his father and becoming rightful king of Westeros, Robb Stark dies of old age surrounded by friends and family. #OhWait
Forced to endure another withering lecture, Tyrion impales Tywin Lannister with an ornate candelabra. Cersei is strangely aroused.
After an argument over costs, Jaime Lannister is bludgeoned to death with his own golden prosthetic hand by a Secondhand Salesman.
An obscure, ancient by-law reveals Stannis Baratheon is NOT the rightful king of Westeros. Stannis beheads himself for treason. #GoT
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@GoTDeaths The Lord of Light brings Ned Stark back from the dead just so the rest of the family can watch him die. Bran loses an arm.
Tyrion spends an entire episode slapping Joffrey Lannister to death. It is the most-watched episode of TV in human history. #GoT
Due to a series of unfortunate Hodors, Hodor Hodors himself horribly whilst Hodoring. Bran cries. #Hodor #GameofThrones #GoT
After forgetting her name at #TheRedWedding, one of Walder Frey's daughters smothers him with a pillow. He still doesn't remember her.
Realising she will never marry the gallant knight of her dreams, Sansa Stark literally cries her eyes out. #GameofThrones
Littlefinger breaks his own back giving himself one too many congratulatory pats on the back. Nobody attends the funeral. #GameofThrones
Jorah Mormont sees Daenerys sleeping with Daario Naharis. Literally explodes from jealousy. The cleanup takes several days. #GoT #GotDeaths
Khal Drogo deflates into nothingness when Daenerys accidentally pops his pectorals during a particularly acrobatic bout of lovemaking. #GoT
Jon Snow makes the mistake of mentioning he's single in public. Gets ripped to pieces by overly enthusiastic bachelorettes. #GoT
Margaery Tyrell suffocates to death when her clumsy handmaidens accidentally tie her corset too tightly. #GameOfThrones #GoTDeaths
Samwell Tarly gets hungry whilst reading, forgets you shouldn't eat leatherbound books. Dies of indigestion.
In the #GameofThrones, you either win or you die. Okay, mostly you just die.