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The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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Take notes Everyone
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Two straight conservative men forced to kiss as Lula begins rolling out terrifying left-wing agenda in Brazil.
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Incest With My Little Sister Who Is Hospitalized Repeatedly - Today, I Saw The Sea. I'm No Longer Afraid.
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Crazy how effectively MAGA was able to pivot the discourse such that wanting to literally coup the government is considered a mainstream right position and if you act like it's actually fringe in any way you're an alarmist scold
Nobody on the far right has any actual power or influence in the Republican Party. Every time they run for office, they lose in a landslide. James Fishback: Lost by 37 points. Dan Bilzerian: Lost by 38 points. Casey Putsch: Lost by 65 points. Now let’s compare that to the far left. El Sayed: Won Primary. Angie Nixon: Won Primary. Francesca Hong: Lost by less than a point. Zohran Mamdani: Won Election. Troy Jackson: Party selected. It’s not even close. The far left is a way bigger and more serious threat than the far right.
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Replying to @AAliments
also like. yeah, taller people do better in sports. should we ban people who are from The Netherlands cause they're genetically taller
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Your financial future is already tied to the country's future, it came free with with your Living In A Country
Only property owners should vote. Owning property ties your financial future to the country’s future. I want voters asking what a policy does to the next twenty years, not just what it puts in their pocket next month.
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"you’re not a good parent if you haven’t performed a little nepotism" shit ya know when you put it like that
Sylvester Stallone says that having his daughter in a major role in ‘TULSA KING’ Season 4 is absolutely nepotism. “First they go, ‘Nepotism is terrible. I said, ‘Oh please, you’re not a good parent if you haven’t performed a little nepotism.' Then obviously you don’t care about your kids, because they come first. Of course it’s nepotism, you idiot. That’s why we’re parents. We want the best for our children. So obviously, we let them have every advantage.” (Source: usatoday.com/story/entertain…)
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Replying to @SDWilliby
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This is a threat against my life for streaming Sleeping Dogs Zombie DLC tomorrow right?
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justin whang?!?!
So called “man hater” reserving all their hatred for trans women whilst dating a man… Many such cases 😭😭 fake ass misandrist I saw you with your boyfriend
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The ears are down he good
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why is this banging 😭
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"Si no es IA" La putisima foto:
Si no es IA, foto del año.
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ok nvm i found it
i really need to have my instagram acc reinstated asap because theres this one really funny video of an american civil war themed gay porno and i was going to use if when i install war of rights
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none of my friends pee when they see me y'all a bunch of fuckin fakers
My coworker’s dog is obsessed with me to the point that any time he gets close to me he pees from excitement even if he’s inside. Doesn’t do it for anyone else
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singlehandedly set the transgender community back decades fuckkkkk 💔
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Replying to @MPUniversityUS @AOC
Replies are dreadful
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bingo i got action, slip and fall! OH PIMP DOWN PIMP IN DISTRESS
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Josh Turek's position on trans healthcare is to the right of nine red states. Medicaid covering gender affirming care has been *the* reason for trans people to vote blue. If I wanted to define "Dems abandoning trans people," it'd be "if/when Turek's position is normalized."
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Why do you say "we" as if you're on our side, "concede" as if this isn't just your own position, and "sorry" as if you give a damn?
Replying to @CameronCorduroy
No, Cameron, we’re not gonna do that. You actually have to concede this one issue in fucking Iowa. Sorry.
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