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The Goddamn Bateman, also known as Christ Himself. Bettering the wrestling world by virtue of being in it.

Los Angeles, LA
Joined February 2014
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Coming back onto the God forsaken bird app to celebrate that I’ve outlived Legacy.
Oh really?
And for the record? That Asian mist shit burns like nothing I’ve ever had in my eyes before. Ugh.
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He says, like I wouldn’t have beaten him in less than five minutes if I was in the business of humoring charity cases like him.
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I told you that you would never get to fight me.
He'd even write the rps for you, too.
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#ooc THIS JUST IN I HAVE A HUGE COCK IN ALLIE'S HEADCANON
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#ooc Because I'm a huge dick or something, right?
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Oh, and that drunken jackass too. I’d tag him but I’ve already forgotten his name. You know the one.
Sexism is dumb. Man, woman, transgender or non-binary. It doesn’t matter. You all have equality in how utterly shit you are. Regardless, fuck that no name idiot.
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Just gonna pop on here to declare my head game strong af.
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Weaker than your in ring performances since the last HKW show.
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My wife is probably going to hit me now.
I'm only quote RTing this because I don't want the old woman to know that I use Sexually Broken for research purposes.
Spending my last day of 27 talking about the lack of diversity in femdom porn (from a style POV, not even getting into the actual ethnicities of the actors), educating about some of the lesser-known aspects of BDSM, and prepping for my grand return to MSG tonight.
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#ooc Amateur hour in Vegas. Cute.
#ooc Giving head at the bus stop... Seen it before, yall looked scared 4/10. The way I see it you putting your dick on the table put that dick on the table proudly.
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Ehh. You’ve got room to improve. You’ve got the ominous part down, but you might want to consider ways to incorporate some originality that’s more befitting of your own personality. Otherwise, you just sound like a less hick, less angry @EvilThat_MenDo.
How am I doing? Usually I just show up and wreck shit.
I see someone is trying their hand at the vaguely threatening comment deal.
Don't worry, I'll get what I'm owed from you soon enough.
Very true. Not that I’ve ever exploited any of this before.
There’s such an art to it that most people don’t realize... anyone can handcuff someone to a bed, but to get inside someone’s head, to know which buttons to push and when and how hard... that’s what takes creativity. And no two people are ever alike in such regard.
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