I have officially become the mom that’s like “yea I did it as a kid but you don’t need to be doing that shit.” Like, I feel like even though I was a kid watching bad girls club and shit, I don’t want my kids to ever know what Zeus network is. I will never pay for it.

“Love Is…” I feel like that show had so much potential. And I hate that show got cancelled because of a man who couldn’t keep his dick in his pants.

I was walking into work worried my dress was too short. I love my boss bc she was like “oh I LOVE this outfit. You look so cute and fall!” My last boss was a hater. I’d wear anything dressy and she’d be like “yk you work in a warehouse right?” And hoe, I’m also a baddie. Tf.

That may be true for some people. But some people see it as something to constantly look forward to. I absolutely need a lil getaway at least once every month and a half or I just become very agitated. Idk what it is.

And nowadays their kids get on the tik tok with zero couth talking about “story time! My mom was my dad’s mistress! Here’s why my siblings don’t talk to me.”

I’m trying to decide if I wanna start watching “from” again. Like, it was good. But the idea of watching seasons of a show having no idea what’s going on is a headache. But I did watch every season of Pretty Little Liars… so. 😂

I wanna know too. If you wanna stay inside, FINE. IDC! What pleasure do you get from shaming me or anyone else into sharing your limited mindset?

“You’re pushing 30 still excited about Halloweekend? Idk how y’all find that fun.” I beg of you, let people enjoy things. We get it, you have a superiority complex bc you stopped going out. Some of us are not letting something silly like age keep us inside every weekend.

Lmao bc of this when my daughter was in elementary school I sent her to the school book fair with something ridiculous like $40. 😂I remember they called me thinking she took money out my purse.

I’m trying to get ready for work and my toddler keeps trying to get me to lay down with him and cuddle. 😭my sweet baby.

Idk if my neighbor is being passive aggressive by barely giving me any room to park in front of my house, but joke’s on you bitch. I am a pro parallel parker. Ima make this truck fit by any means necessary.

Lord, they in the replies saying he should consider getting a new partner. Wtf is wrong with yall?? Why do y’all want to be sewn together with your partner? You legally and metaphorically become one when you’re married but you do not have to share a fucking brain!

And I would have sued. If she’s 10 fucking centimeters someone should have been at the end of the bed already. That baby could have slipped out and hit his head if that dad wasn’t looking. Nurses walking around looking confused asf. He looks irritated and rightfully so.

HATE that Hulu made that Elizabeth Holmes show. HATE women out there saying stuff like “I just have to Stan🤭” and “she didn’t do anything wrong. She just scammed millionaires.” READ SOMETHING. Real everyday people living paycheck to paycheck were affected. Not just rich people.

I absolutely hate that there are children involved in this nonsense. The whole story is absurd from start to finish on both sides.

My parents did this for me when I had my first. And then my sisters came into town and did this for me when I had my son and I was hospitalized again after giving birth and I couldn’t take care of my baby. Being loved like this is the best feeling.

I need a pair of deep dark wash jeans. Not too tight, not too baggy. Kinda like the curve love jeans. But made like Madewell jeans.

Wut. 😳 Okay but let’s pay the actors what they’re worth this time around.