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FireHamburgerVibrator

@GoochWipe

Former porn actor, cybersec analyst, & electrical engineer. Current session guitarist, anatomist, human metabolic & NTF metabolic researcher

 Smogville, Wales
Joined April 2021
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I sequenced my entire genome & treated it with bisulfite to compare methylation with people of various mental affects. I lack much of the methylation generally associated with schizophrenia and autism according to these results which is nice to finally know
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This movie is so funny and sweet I don’t understand how it got such a nepenthean reputation
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Micah Erfan
@micah_erfanNov 13
HUGE: A bill letting Epstein victims sue the Attorney General for hiding the Epstein files just hit the 218 signatures needed to force a House vote.
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Friday 5x big gym week
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When was the last time something tickled one of your senses?
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Just learned “dude” doesn’t come from “doodad”and isn’t originally a nondescript neutral term. It comes from the 19th century term “doodle” which means chopped beta with a garish outfit
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That’s why Yankee Doodle stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni
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🍎🍏Gracie🍏🍎@amonkeemaniacNov 11
Crazy ass magazine cover at the antique store
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Every motion flows so beautifully
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Started daydreaming about trippie redd’s bloated corpse washing up on a riverbank, ears overflowing with cum, and got the most virulent afternoon wood of my life
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sleepy eggcelent@Astro_EggcelentNov 10
The Creation Science Museum has a bunch of Iguanas in a hyperbaric chamber in order to attempt to prove that dinosaurs were just regular lizards that grew really big in an Oxygen-rich environment pre-flood
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Wesley The Jolly Paleo Dude (Ice Age 6 hype) 🦕🦖 (@Cretaceous27738) profile pictureWesley The Jolly Paleo Dude (Ice Age 6 hype) 🦕🦖@Cretaceous27738Nov 8
What’s the stupidest paleontology myth/take you’ve ever heard?
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New Russian roulette variant: 2 revolvers (one for each hand) each loaded with 5/6 bullets. 1/36 survival chance, you’re 5x more likely to survive 5 rounds of this than win the lottery
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Acorn friends damned for worship of a false idol as they witness its desecration
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wind (@pacificarchi) profile picturewind@pacificarchiNov 8
this is what cognitive behavioral therapy is like btw
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Unlike Apple Friends, they won’t decay until you want them to
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I think he sees me
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The reason we teach kids to read at such a young age is so they learn to never rely on an author
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“ben”
@notbenpetersonNov 9
gym inspiration for the day. does anyone have more of these
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One of the things I’ve consistently lied the most about on here is how much anime I’ve watched. During middle school I watched every single anime on Netflix except FMA, ~25 shows on crunchyroll, and every anime show based off a game that my 30 y/o cousin would pirate me
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I don’t think I could even list them all if given 4 days to reminisce. I haven’t watched much the last couple years tho
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