Kevin Nyash

He shops, he scores… Gotta love markdown meats.

If PSG want to unlock Ferran Torres, they need to buy Kounde in January asap. I wont say more than that. A word is enough for the wise.

Okay I feel for all the post partum moms dealing with neurosis…but also some of these are hilarious

No, because Joan said that Lamine reminds him every single day 😭.

Fucking piece of shit

The joys of being a gamer parent... My son thinks he's waiting until Christmas for Ocarina of Time, but it's hiding under the dirty clothes he told me he'd pick up two days ago... 🤷‍♀️ His first puzzle awaits. 😅

And she’s serious

If La Liga uses Head to Head, then why are we 2nd ?

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Jude Bellingham allegedly STRUCK a security guard, while Rüdiger allegedly SLAPPED another guard in the tunnel at half-time! The security guards reportedly informed the referee, who documented the incidents in his report. [@sanchis14]

Lil Baby responds after an Airbnb host shows the mess he left behind at a Miami rental.

tears man

🚨 Man Utd ready for legal war with Real Madrid over JJ Gabriel £100,000 to £300,000. That is what FIFA's training compensation rules would hand United for a 16-year-old they have developed since 2022. Gabriel requested a transfer in September, hasn't played since, and has stopped responding to the club entirely. He is now living in Castelldefels and training on his own, having picked up an EU passport after turning 16 in October. Real Madrid have beaten Bayern, PSG and Barcelona to him with a three-year deal reportedly worth over £850,000 a season. United hold his registration and have no intention of waving him off for a rounding error, which is why the Manchester Evening News report they are prepared to go legal. They have a precedent to point at. Liverpool were ordered to pay Chelsea £2.8m for Rio Ngumoha earlier this year, though that was a domestic tribunal rather than a cross-border case, and that distinction is exactly what United are fighting. Nobody from Madrid or the player's camp has made formal contact yet. So United now choose between waiting and moving first, while a 16-year-old sits out of football entirely. Hard to see who wins here, and that's before you ask what a year without competitive games does to a player that age. Was it really worth the drama? Rumours circulating are that this is JJ Gabriel's fathers doing, having burnt bridges with London clubs earlier in his youth career before moving up north. Should clubs get more than training compensation when a teenager walks, or is that just the cost of running an academy?

I don’t know if it’s cause I’m getting older but football doesn’t feel fun anymore. There’s no wingers taking on players, no flair, no off the cuff players, just workhorses grinding out wins each while people are looking at charts and living for agendas.

When my dad was first diagnosed with dementia he went missing for almost 3 weeks. He was basically roaming around the Bay Area. Getting on different buses, but couldn’t figure out how to get home. I was only able to keep track of him because the lady at the bank felt so bad for me that she would tell me if he had had a transaction on his card the previous day so I could know if he was still alive. I had basically got to the point where I was starting to accept that we might not find him. My auntie (his sister) posted these pictures on her story and the Cousin group chat went up. It don’t matter if your brother is missing and has dementia you gotta get sympathy from the heauxs‼️‼️‼️‼️

Russian media reports that Shavkat Rakhmonov has re-injured his knee. His earliest return date can be as late as June 2027 😮‍💨 “Knee cannot withstand strain” (h/t @DovySimuMMA)