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@GoodSCGuy

Appreciate beauty wherever possible. Do kind things, speak sincere words, be a good person. Give sincere compliments. Loyalty, temperance, honor above all.

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Joined December 2013
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@GeorgiaGirl309 someone is moving quickly!
Ninety percent of being an accountant is fighting off the babes...
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When an AC/DC song comes on the radio it adds 10mph to your driving speed!
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So let me get this straight, if I grow a beard the DM's and Twitter crushes will start rolling in?
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Brian Williams in his return to NBC tonight will interview Pope Francis about the time they performed miracles together.
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I think eating crab legs is the cure for depression, because I've never seen anyone sad while cracking crabs.
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Tom Brady escaped the cheating allegations and didn't even pay anything extra to Ashley Madison.
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I'm not flirting with you. I'm just nice. Get over yourself. Except you. You get under me.
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My bank statement is just a record of everything I've eaten for the last month.
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Scientists: Polar ice caps are melting at a faster rate than ever before! Obama: let's send more CG ice breakers up there...
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I convinced my motherinlaw that the undercooked pink chicken was actually properly prepared flamingo and now she's got food poisoning.
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Sex in the workplace should be referred to as "insider trading". It sounds cooler. Both are unprofessional and somebody's gettin' screwed.
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My boss is vacationing this week and just answered the phone 'No, I'm drunk' and hung up on me. #WorkFlow
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Goldilocks is my favorite story about a crack head breaking into a house, eating the food and tearing shit up before running away.
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Damn girl, are you carrying a tazer? Because you are stunning! #failedpickuplines
I'll do a FF list with some dirty Twitter friends and include a famous minister just to fuck with people's heads. IDGAF
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@GeorgiaGirl309 it's awkward to respond when someone is in the stall next to you!
Who would have ever thought that jeweled asshole plugs would be as big of a deal as they are?
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I didn't cry when old yeller died... -what kind of terrorist are you anyway?
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