I say things. I write for a few places. This is me playing a piano. Neat.

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Jeff GoodSmith retweeted
not him writing a birthday post to himself 😭😭
Happy Birthday my one, @per_asp3ra You are electric sunsets. You are auroras. You are breathtaking waterfalls. You are the sweetest dessert. You are the rays of light. You are all that is divine. You are simply awe inspiring. Happy birthday my love. I am loving you beyond space and time. Everything is for you. It always will be.
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What the actual fuck, Bears defense
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‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ will be submitted for Oscar consideration in the following categories: • Best Picture • Best Director • Best Supporting Actress • Best Documentary Feature • Best Production Design • Best Cinematography • Best Costume Design • Best Film Editing • Best Makeup and Hairstyling • Best Sound • Best Original Score
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Nathan Fielder: Do you understand what you’re saying? Elizabeth Holmes:
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Jeff GoodSmith retweeted
sorry the whole time watching the doc i was also just like in the middle of all of this he’s also getting his pilots license
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Jeff GoodSmith retweeted
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
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Apologies to Fishboy's "Albatross: How We Failed to Save the Lone Star State with the Power of Rock and Roll" for just missing the 9th spot.
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Jeff GoodSmith retweeted
acquired big bottle of coke zero decaf. i love this drink. zero sugar zero cals zero caffeine YES give me that big bottle of Nothing!! what does it contain? no
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even funnier is that ken was responsible
yesterday’s Jeopardy referenced this post lol
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Jeff GoodSmith retweeted
how it started, how it’s going
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How the hell is Shane Gillis going to host SNL a third time? Name me one good sketch that he has done or one time he hasn't delivered a line like he's laughing at himself. Nate Bargatze has only hosted twice ffc
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My only internship was for @pitchfork before it got defanged because of capitalism but every time I see shit like a TV on the Radio song I clocked at 21 appear on the Spider-Man movie that's breaking all the records I'm the Leo point meme, gotta say
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Hollywood - I still have 160 gigs of music, much of which you can't stream, on my harddrives. hmu kissy emoji
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Can't over the fact @raye went on SNL with a top-20 song and was like, let's make it a 4.5 song banger and go hard on emotion and like Gatsby the fuck out of it and NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT youtube.com/watch?v=rczQYjes…
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I cannot stress the level of "HOLY HELL" when years after I saw this I listened to the action song
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when a tweet ages like milk mixed with orange concentrate and stored under a space heater
So does Pablo Torre get any fine , backlash, sued or fired for Trying to ruin people’s reputation/ life or Pablo can just say oops my bad and sweep it under the rug 🧐🤔🧐🤔 smh
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Pablo was right x.com/shamscharania/…
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My Guerilla warfare is playing The Unicorns followed by German pop a capella 90s band Die Prinzen back-to-back at a fancy cocktail bar as a Tuesday trivia host
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By a rough estimation I have 3 wu-tang songs and 7 songs in languages that are not English
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Update- now playing Chumbawamba. No not that song.
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For the love of god please stop using AI images in memes. It’s not fucking funny. What’s funny is an image of bilbo baggins holding a poorly cut and pasted bong with a corny layered smoke effect with moo deng in the foreground and a speech bubble that says lol blaze it
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