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just a person thinking out loud on the internet

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the garib aren’t ruining everything in this country. they’re garib because everything in this country is ruined. if your first instinct is to question why they are taking oil from diyas instead of questioning why they’re desperate enough to do it then you’re part of the problem.
These Mdc Garib bhikari have made a habit of ruining everything good in this country. No matter what you do, they have to sabotage it. Even Diyas aren’t spared, they extinguish them and steal the oil.
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“Jo insaan ko chahiye rehta hai, horny” bolne ka confidence aap mard log kidhar de late ho?
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miss school badge making competitions with themes like “say no to crackers” and “safe & prosperous diwali” without anyone asking “why only hindu festivals?” life was simpler then. May the joy of childhood diwali stay with you year after year. A safe & prosperous Diwali! 🪔
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everytime you feel dumb please remember this guy and his audacity to drop the most intelligent take on this matter
LiverDoc and food pharmers just come across as incels. Insecure, and jealous of not being the most popular, so always trying to bring down the most popular. Goyal could very will be a fraud but very likely they smelly dr is hating that device because it is called 'Temple'
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"Nhi Degi" 🙏🏻 This is what a man faces in the comments when he speaks against patriarchy or misogyny. People simply cannot accept that a man can stand for what's right beyond the privileges his gender gives him, without having any ulterior motives. That alone speaks volumes.
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why is this generation not fucking with the environment. we used to do it as kids, it was funnnnn 😭
This 6kka generation does not burst firecrackers. Gen Z and Gen Alpha. A lot of my favourite childhood memories as a little boy was walking around like a commando with a bag full of explosives especially blowing up that green bomb. Diwali should sound like AKs going off for 5 days. It did until a decade ago.
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inhone sita ko mandodari ka outfit dia hota na tumlogo ne inke khoon ka pyasa ho jana tha. jinko deepika orange bikini me nahi chalti unko sita revealing outfit me chahiye batao
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one of the Radhika’s best
प्रिय oomf ji, दिवाली के पावन अवसर पर आपको हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं! यह पर्व Red flags पर Green flags, और mixed signals पर clear communication की जीत का प्रतीक है। आइए, एक बेहतर, emotionally available और विकसित भारत के निर्माण की दिशा में आगे बढ़ें। नरेन्द्र मोदी Letter from the PM
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never talk to a guy when you are at your lowest. kyuki tooti hui maggi chamach me jaldi aati hai. -@kyahikrlogejaan (2002-)
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sometimes i get so lonely and bored that i consider pulling the “25/F looking for platonic online friends” move on reddit. and then i remember how awkward that sounds and chicken out 😭
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koi diwali party me hi bula lo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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jaisa time chal rha hai, I wouldn’t be surprised agar log chappal utaar ke movie dekhe to #RamayanaMovie
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meri awaaz hi pehchaan haiiii kyuki itni kharab mere alawa aur kisiki ho sakti hai bhala?
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saans bhi leti hu to header sahi prove ho jata hai🫠
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omg this. like the smartest girl in my batch was a staunch rw supporter
SOME PEOPLE ARE SO SMART ACADEMICALLY BUT SO FUCKINGGGGG DUMB IRL hows that even possible 😭😭😭
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in a world where you could be anything, be socially inept. — Goofybot (2001–)
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goofybot retweeted
benjamin netanyahu be like
Sab baachon ko bomb se uda dungi 🙂
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those hidden attachments are dih pics…
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because of my username people expected me to be good at conversations. so I changed my username.
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