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Owner and Distiller for Balance Distilling Company, Public Affairs dork, Enneagram 6, amateur cowboy, I once played the cannons in an orchestra.

Kentucky, USA
Joined August 2009
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Why does Jimmy Fallon always seem like someone that’s impersonating Jimmy Fallon?
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The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox! Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller. Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: xbx.lv/47iZyTV
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100% agree
This is the greatest video I have ever seen
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Use behavioral health. I waited way too long for fear that I would lose out on jobs I wanted or fail in my career. What waiting did do was mess with my marriage and made me a crappy leader to my Soldiers. Get help. Behavioral Health has lots of intermediate care as well!
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MBMBAM and *borat voice* My Wifeeeee
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Nothing like an ingrown toenail for your body to tell you “No, you are not going to ‘YOLO’ the Army 10 miler”
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Most people make fun of me for being on an Improv Troupe in college…then they wonder why my sick burns are so specific and dark. Today, I impressed someone by how quickly I referenced Battlefield Earth. To include a prop.
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Sometimes I take photos.
A U.S. Army #soldier scans for chemical, biological, radiological, nuclear, and explosive threats during a joint contaminated downed unmanned aerial system exercise during #BrightStar23, Sept. 10, 2023, at Mohamed Naguib Military Base, Egypt.
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Certified Hoscat
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Fellow Red Legs, be it known that I marched into my colleague’s office to shout about her “Fires Friday” social media post that featured an M1 Abrams. She now knows my steadfast allegiance to St. Barbara. I even ripped open my blouse to flex my “King of Battle” tshirt
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Anyway, Fires community, go start an interoffice battle against the maneuver dorks down the hall.
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There will never be another Bray Wyatt.
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WWE is saddened to learn that Windham Rotunda, also known as Bray Wyatt, passed away on Thursday, Aug. 24, at age 36. WWE extends its condolences to Rotunda’s family, friends and fans.
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🚨🚨 problematic things kelly clarkson has done, a thread 🧵
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No, YOU binged Star Wars Rebels in one week and are now adequately shook.
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Being an adult is having a list of new movies to watch but instead choosing the extended Lord of the Rings trilogy
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