Standup Comedian. Fur mama. My books are available on Amazon and wherever ebooks are sold. *End of shameless plug*
Illinois, USA
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Finally felt well enough to do some writing yesterday. My imposter syndrome is back. Life is returning to normal.
You wanna hear something weird? I thought writing about a senator who was secretly running a drug trafficking ring was a stupid idea and then yesterday I read about a real senator who got busted for running a drug trafficking ring. Maybe your goofy ideas aren’t so goofy. 🤯😳
Why does everybody think middle aged women are angry? I’m 50 and I’m just fine. Must be the mushrooms. 🤷♀️
I’m not in menopause or perimenopause. I had a hysterectomy 10 years ago. Women are not a monolith. We all have our experiences.
Got my emergency prescription today. I feel much better but it’s probably gonna take a few days before I’m 100% again. If you’ll excuse me I’m gonna collapse on my bed and stay there all weekend. ❤️🩹😮💨😭🫠
Had to go to the ER because I’ve been out of my meds for 3 weeks and my pain is becoming unbearable. I’ve spent all day trying to find another compounding pharmacy and the pharmacist I spoke to found one for me. I’d cry but I don’t have time. 😭
Can’t sleep. I’m in too much pain. I’ve been out of my compound for 3 weeks because the pharmacy could fuck up a cup of coffee. It’s taking a toll on me. 😢
When did Brooklyn become LA?
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
ME: This paragraph sounds really good. I’m really proud of it.
*goes on threads*
SOME RANDO: I hate when writers do the thing you just did that you’re so proud of.
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I hate hearing about singers who are 30+ years older than me doing like 250 shows a year and they’re 3 hour shows. Paul McCartney makes me feel extremely lazy. 😂
Always be brave enough to suck at something new.
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