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Big Bad Bææ 🐐 • Cain • young tender vampire • Art @Morguesque

Norway
Joined April 2015
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d e itte midnatt, våkna nettopp itte å ligga i energidrikk withdrawal koma å eg sidde hær å ler av shit sån "fytti grisen" å "herre min hatt"
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HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE. BE YOUNG, BE DOPE, BE PROUD. 💖 FASHION SHOW: youtu.be/Ythi8CuNihA
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Sarah Help Me. Tragic. Pls keep him in your thoughts and prayers. Original video: youtu.be/N3WeXGmqYsE
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Most people play D&D to be powerful warriors and wizards and yet, Every time I choose to be a dumbass. #DnD
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me liking replies instead of responding to them because i don’t know what to say
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Recently previewed, Vilis Broker of Blood for MtG's 2020 core set. I had a ton of fun painting this guy. AD Taylor Ingvarsson. #MagicTheGathering #m20 #demon
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society: *hands me a gender* me: ah... *places it gingerly on the ground* no thank you
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norsk sæd
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F76 is.. almost 62GB now? what the fuck happened
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My neck. My back. My pussy. My crack. Long ago the 4 nations lived together in harmony.
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windows 10 just told me to capture my "best gaming moments" and I feel like I've been transported to a dystopian future where battleground esports winners get to govern the earth for a year as their prize
I wanna change my icon but all the art I have are of unposted fuckboys eghrgrt
always at some point in the evening I get intrusive thoughts about shitposts I know would cause some double chins and maybe even some 'yee booi's and ngl it's one hell of an internal struggle preventing me from making an ass out of myself
oh my fuck I translated my latest norwegian tweet on phone twitter and it's,, it's the most amazing computer generated looking shitpost ever
sorry to all my english followers (which is the majority of you lmfao) for having to struggle wiht how badly my dumb norseboy dialect translates to english
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My Netflix prank show idea: Women agreeing to meet up with the guys that send them unsolicited dick pics, but when the guy arrives, its actually their mother waiting for them.
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dad texting me and asking me if I'm 'awake yet' at 5pm, he knows my dumb ass