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landlord increased your rent from 10k to 100k
But you can’t afford it, so your landlord helped you to facilitate a loan from his loan company so you can pay him rent.
Instead of fighting the landlord for increasing rent in the first place, you’re celebrating he was a good person to give you loan.
That is nelfund for you.
In a world filled with people wearing expensive perfumes, I will embrace my natural scent.
(Na lie ohh, I nver get money)
I'm in a toxic relationship with X. Every day, I see some of the smartest people on earth and some of the dumbest takes imaginable. I get triggered but I still come back.
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Potatoes could have made headlines like plantain, but it chose to be hard to peel
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Men are so funny . They will be thinking they are the only one stressing about making it in life Mtchew. " You are a girl nah"
If i be girl nko? Make my life con spoil ? 😭
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“What a privilege it is to be a fan of your friends.
I look forward to a lifetime of celebrating their brilliance.”
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Chimeka Garricks is probably the ONLY male author who gets me excited for his books. Can’t wait for 2027
August 13th, I dropped my pen, and yesterday, October 2nd, I dropped my pencil.
Officially, a Graduate Architect. 🎓🏛️
UNIMADAH UWOSHI
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I'm now 31. I can't work as a graduate trainee in most banks or Fintech in Nigeria due to age.
Their criteria is always;
> below 27
> NYSC certificate
>2.1
> atleasg 1yr experience
But if I manage to stay alive till 75yrs, when my brain cells will need more sleep then I'll be more than qualified to be the president of Nigeria that will determine the existence of any bank or industry in the country.
A single Policy made by President Tinubu on May 29th 2023 threw over 30million people below poverty line.
He doesn't have a first class.
He didn't go to any university.
He's not young.
But he's qualified to rule Nigeria because the criteria to rule Nigerians is to be dubious and incompetent.
Make it make sense
We designed a system to have the best in Private sectors and the worst in Politics running the Affairs of the entire nation.
Judicious in Micro economics but dastardly stupid in macroeconomic conditions.
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sometimes instead of doomscrolling, i go through my entire fuckin camera roll and reminisce about everything i’ve experienced over the past one year
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“I was born a woman, I’ll die a woman, I just hope I don’t die BECAUSE I am a woman.”
