Just to be clear, this account does not belong to the actual governor of Florida, who is a reprehensible asshole.

I've been wearing a mask since day one!

New state emblem, whatcha think?

Flaridia state berd

I mean, how was I supposed to know reopening Florida in the middle of an uncontrolled pandemic wasn't going to go well?

Trying to decide on a new state motto - thoughts?

Dear internet, just because I'm letting people needlessly die doesn't mean you need to point it out!

I thought I'd take this evening to share my views on responsibility.

The kids have been playing some weird new game. Not sure what it is. They're passing around these little balls to each other.

Is it a July 4th hangover? Is it COVID? In Florida, why not enjoy both!?!

Here in Florida, we've been getting ready for fireworks with an explosive case count for weeks!

"So how are things down there in Florida, anyway?"

Florida is officially open for death!

C'mon people, give me a break. You knew I had no idea what I was doing when you elected me!