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GG

@Grabnpuss

Independent Contractor

 Bikini Bottom
Joined October 2016
  • Tweets73.3K
  • Following3.6K
  • Followers6.3K
This isn’t happening.
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This might be your last chance Canada, join the Dark Side.
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Everything I’m not has made me everything I am.
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If you can turn darkness into light, you can do anything.
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You exist. That in itself is fairly remarkable.
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May the bots be with you.
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If I was Chinese, I would send you pandas.
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I’m the most dangerous kind of person. If I want to hurt you, I will make fun of you.
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Remember when uncle Leo got caught shoplifting? “I’m an old man!” That’s how Trump will be.
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I just found out I was born on a Monday. That explains it.
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I don’t know, maybe I am a “looser.”
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I don’t care if you people like me. Dogs like me and that’s all that matters.
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You have already survived things that you never thought you could.
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let’s not ruin this any faster than we have to
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Secret to life. Low expectations.
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Cats or dogs? You can like them both, but you have to pick one.
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I feel good, like when the ‘we don’t fight’ couple breaks up.
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I don’t want to go to the bowling alley, I just want to know you have one.
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When you say bowling alley, I hear bowling alley. I’m weird.
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I don’t want to join a bowling league. I want to remain a free agent.
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None of this is my fucking problem. - Ed Sheeran, maybe
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