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chief executive dysfunction officer

Denver
Joined February 2011
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this is how it feels to be high at the grocery store
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Is it showing off my brand new lower back tattoo
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Gm! 🦋”I want my wings put on”🐶🫶🏻😂
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i act like i'm fine but deep down i'm kinda lactose intolerant
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i dont have rizz, i have big brown doll eyes and many unsettling things to say
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(squeezing out a gusher over my glass of water like it’s a lemon) wait sorry how did she die
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some guy in the Denver noise ordinance meeting about pickleball just said, "i'm not a nimby, i just don't want this in my back yard and i think it should be somewhere else." awesome stuff
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[Can’t Believe] 2023
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this kind of thing makes me so happy I wanna laugh and cry. god I love being human. I love seeing humans being humans together
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Boulder was 🤪🤯 one of the biggest shows I’ve played so far and the crowd was amazing. I’m having such a fun time with @michiganderband photos by @GrahamGoebel
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I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts... Weirdo shit.
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Melatonin: You want some help falling asleep? Me: Yes please. Melatonin: And you want your nightmares more vivid and real? Me: What? Ceiling Lady: 🅈🄾🅄 🄷🄴🄰🅁🄳 🄷🄸🄼.
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marx failed to anticipate 90% THC concentrate. it doesn't affect the validity of his work or anything he just didn't bring it up
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This is Jetty. He never wants to hear you complain about his barking again. 13/10
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My uncle just handed me this at thanksgiving dinner
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