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I have held high office: the highest in the land. I know doctors, dentists, and architects. I speak from a position of moral and political authority here Reeves

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Joined June 2011
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Sir Graham Lister retweeted
– at Birmingham, England
2 new mystery actors have reportedly auditioned to play James Bond They are described as notable and established actors above the others in the running (via @THR)
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Remembering the Legendary Actor Geoffrey Palmer who passed away 6 years ago today 😇🙏
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Sir Graham Lister retweeted
“ I’m Bill Decker, studying murder” #UniversityChallenge
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orange cheese is underrated
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The French police have just illegally stopped me and my friends, despite us holding press credentials and working as bona fide journalists. They’ve also seized my gas mask, which I believe is an attempt to obstruct our ability to report freely. So much for freedom of the press.
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Face coverings are prohibited during French demonstrations even on Halloween. Police recognise only official CCIJP journalist cards which facilitate access during protests. The gas mask was seized under this rule. ccijp.fr/la-carte-de-pr… tf1info.fr/justice-faits-… telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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Sir Graham Lister retweeted
Thank you everyone for your lovely birthday messages. 😘
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Sir Graham Lister retweeted
The Curse Of Bullseye strikes again
Seems that #StormBoelo has spat a boat up into the street down here in Gourock
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Sir Graham Lister retweeted
That they are still together is rather lovely
A big Happy Birthday to the fabulous Glynis Barber, known for her roles in Dempsey and Makepeace, EastEnders, Emmerdale, Hollyoaks, Night and Day and Blake's 7. 📸 Glynis with Michael Brandon, her partner in Dempsey and Makepeace, who she married in 1989.
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Sir Graham Lister retweeted
Sounds like a Yorkshire sitcom pitch circa 1986.
Erich Honecker with Fidel Castro on a fishing trip in Cuba, 1980s.
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About this time of the year, I enjoy spending the October half term
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Sir Graham Lister retweeted
Will repost this legend as often as I can. Never heard of this song and barely know what he’s singing, despite being able to speak French. Doesn’t matter. This is pure charisma.
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Sir Graham Lister retweeted
In 1992, an AA employee called Jason Pegler was walking home from work in Dover, England, when he walked past a public telephone box. As he did so, the phone started ringing. His curiosity piqued, he decided to answer it. To his absolute astonishment, the call was for…him On the other end of the line was his colleague, Sue Hamilton. She apologised for disturbing him and asked for help with the office fax machine, which she couldn’t get to work. Jason was dumbfounded. ‘Hold on Sue, how could you possibly know I was beside this particular phone box?’, asked Jason. Confused, Sue didn’t understand the question. ‘What do you mean,’ she replied. ‘Isn’t this your home number?’ Jason explained that he was still on his way home, and that he’d simply heard a public phone ringing as he walked past and decided to pick it up. (And this is where it gets genuinely bonkers.) When Sue checked the number she’d dialled, she finally worked out what had happened. She had mistaken his AA *staff* number for his home telephone number! By what must be the maddest coincidence of their respective lives, that staff number was also the number of the public phone box in Dover that Jason was passing just at the moment she called. Sue had dialled the wrong number, but reached the right person.
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Born on this day in 1925, former Prime Minister Maggie Thatcher.
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has produced a magnificent broth
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has been looking up caboose
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