(he/him) Writer, GILF. formerly a sex & kink presenter, producer, performer, and educator. Often NSFW, adults only.
Madison, WI
Joined April 2009
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Graydancer retweeted
"If a woman is an analogy to you then you're not ready to be talking to a woman." SPEAKπ£π£π£
The Foolproof Three-Step Method to Finding Lost Things open.substack.com/pub/adhdosβ¦
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Graydancer retweeted
I did it. You can too. One weekend of discomfort and then no more worries for anyone. Well, there are still all sorts of things to worry about. But no babies. You've taken care of that. If you love women, do it for them.
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I just published This Simple Journal Hack Might Be the Cure for Procrastination and Task Paralysis link.medium.com/lHeFJ18ZfCb
I'm writing this for my 14-year-old self who struggled so much with procrastination. It took 40 years, dude, but maybe we figured it out...
Occamβs Gizmo: How to Resist the New Shiny and Put More Time in Your Life link.medium.com/12WDa2hk9Bb
I just published: The Day Barbie Taught Me How Boys Arenβt Supposed to Play link.medium.com/xz2UB2Sa6Bb
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Graydancer retweeted
My take on the Jonah Hill stuff. I used to be an air hostess. Those girls I worked with were hot, glamorous, fun-loving. Guys LOVED dating air hostesses, would boast to their friends about their exciting girlfriends. But there was a pattern I saw a lot. π§΅
I was trying to get myself to focus and said out loud "C'mon, get your head in the game" except my mouth said "dame" instead and frankly that sounds like a lot more fun...
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Graydancer retweeted
Don't forget, our 2023 Trunk Sale is happening NOW! This week we've got Factory 2nd Hemp Rope Singles in a whole bunch of colors (while supplies last!)
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This is the only sale we do so if you always wanted to score a deal on our hand-crafted rope, now is⦠instagr.am/p/CqQwj5jrs4V/
I would never cyber-stalk someone I met at a convention.
It's more like...identity-snuggling? Is that better?
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Ah, yes. Con drop. How I have (not) missed thee.
Gotta get my butt off this couch. Thereβs work to be done. #fuckAdulting
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The 1-minute & 5-minute poses from @amarutta.art.model with #croquiscafe #figuary2023day1 #figuary2023 @ Madison, Wisconsin instagram.com/p/CoH5bIYuGvU/β¦ β at Wisconsin, USA
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Thanks Alabama 3 for spending 73 minutes with me in 2022. I couldnβt stop listening to Speed Of The Sound Of Loneliness. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/25zUβ¦
How it started, how itβs goingβ¦Iβll be playtesting #pinupgame at protospiel Madison next weekend! (Apologies to my friends who will have to deal with βwanna play pinup?β for the foreseeable future)
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