Being crazy helps me cope!!! ⚽🍺⚓

Off out for some live music tonight. These guys have come all the way from New Mexico in the good 'ole US of A. Should be a great evening. facebook.com/photo/?fbid=155…

Why is Ryan Gravenberch reffing the Everton game? Mind you he did sweet naff all last night so the running about will be good for him. @ThingsByNik @lfc_arrow 😂😂 – at Cairnie, Scotland

Tranmere Rovers have just phoned Anfield. They have found a Carabao Cup ball on their pitch. I guess we know where Fofana's pen landed! – at Coachford, Scotland

Someone ring air traffic control, coz Fofana's pen will need to land somewhere!! 😂😂 – at Coachford, Scotland

Trey & Rio off?????? The game in watching you hook Gakpo & Grav for sure. – at Coachford, Scotland

Grav has been anonymous until he gave away the pen & Gapko is never, ever a central striker. Not closing down the keeper, lousy 1st touch. Cine in RedMen. – at Coachford, Scotland

Go 'ed Fleetwood Bloody brilliant 👍👍😂 – at Cairnie, Scotland

Lovely & sunny in Edinburgh for Hibs v Celtic, looks like its in a different country to us up in Aberdeenshire. 😮😮

Just been outside, its pishing down & blowing a hoolie, but only one plant pot blown over & a garden chair lying on its back (lazy twat!) No branches, trees or obvious damage to see. No need to go out so hunker down & read & watch some sport. Take care all.

This storm, why is it called Boelo? Maybe call it Storm Bitch or Storm Bastard, coz it's a bit crap up here!! – at Cairnie, Scotland

So tonight's culinary masterpiece was :- Chicken breast, stuffed with Boursin cheese & cranberry sauce Wrapped in Parma ham. Roast potatoes coated in sage & onion stuffing. Cabbage & carrots. Left over cream, garlic & apple sauce on top. Lush!! – at Cairnie, Scotland

Some day today has been. Veterans brekkie this morning. Footy in Scottish Cup this afternoon. Lost on pens after ET. A raging hoolie. Lashing horizontal rain & a howling gale. Home from footy got the fire going & have sorted dinner. Stuffed chicken wrapped in Parma ham. #relax!

Ended 2-2. Now pens. Ahpish. Lost the shootout ☹️☹️ – at Backburn, Scotland

Into Extra time, 2-2 after 90 mins. Nothing between the teams. If they are league 2 we could make a decent effort in that league. C'mon Huntly ⚫🟡 – at Huntly, Scotland

Half time. Huntly 0-1 Annan Athletic. We look a bit in awe of our league opposition, also with the howling wind we need a Plan B. Plan A is punt it high & that's not working. On the deck, pass to feet & move to space. C'mon Huntly ⚫🟡 – at Huntly, Scotland

Watching the Charlton v Norwich game on @skysports. When a goal goes in at another ground they show it on a little pop-up box in the bottom corner.....totally pointless, its so small I cant see anything!!! Reduce the match we are watching & show the goals in full screen!!

Big day today. Scottish FA cup 2nd round. Huntly v Annan Athletic. Annan are bottom of League 2, & have lost 4 straight. Big chance for Huntly to progress but they will need to be at their best & hopefully the weather doesn't effect the game too much. C'mon Huntly ⚫🟡 – at Cairnie, Scotland

This mornings Veterans Breakfast at The Bank Cafe & Restaurant in Huntly. Excellent food @NoWHuntly – at Cairnie, Scotland