"My wife's an Asshole"

New Fail Army series!! Like and share, let’s blow it up!! Car Crashes into Restaurant | Tales of the Fail youtube.com/shorts/X6X5YfKo0… via @YouTube

My favorite thing about a protest are the signs! gregcomedy.com

I hate the 4th of July! Clean your dirty ass grills!

Straight to VCR

I think it’s a super power and realizing how fucked up you are & not running from it, and just dealing with it. Sitting in it & understanding your shit & working on it & also giving yourself time to become better.

I thought about going thru the year 2025 without telling a lie, just being honest, not even mean, just telling my truth all the time & I literally think I would probably die if I did that.

Never have sex with your heroes… wait… is that how the quote goes

You gotta love Vince!

Socks feel so fucking good!! Every time I’m reading about historical wars I always think about how were there feet feeling back then. Like a good pair of socks make you feel good good. Compression socks give me a boner.

I’ve decided to lean into enjoying life instead of debating the wrongs of it.

At least JAJ has a good job for 4 more years.

Toilet paper companies never have any stats about their companies like “5 million big booty people recommend our toilet paper”

I think it’s crazy how nobody told Moses that the book Deuteronomy sounds way too much like Doo Doo money.

It’s crazy how yawns are contagious. I hate seeing an ugly person yawn & then you get trapped into yawning from an ugly person. I’m only trying to yawn from cute people.

I love the celtics team... I hate the city of Boston.

I knew the middle class was dying when i saw rich ppl eating CHITTLINS in LA.

BI-RACIAL youtube.com/watch?v=wJu088Kd…

instagram.com/p/C-7t405pd-L/ Best song ever...

Yo has anybody ever asked if Camels want their hump removed. I feel like desert ppl been taking advantage of camels for too long. Yeah they gotta extra water bottle but what if they want to get that water off their back and live care free and just drink water when they thirsty.

All that machismo is just sad when you have the illiteracy of a prepubescent teenager. I get it why read when you’re having sex with models & you have to guard Stockton Friday night. The non evolving mentality slowly catches up with you when those knees die in your last contract.