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Just some Astros fan. 🧡 My boobs have tried to kill me twice. #CancerSucks STILL 2017 Champs!! And 2022 too!! #Swiftie In the paper: https://nitter.gq/t.co/mwVJHUSLUS

CubaRican roots, from HOUSTON
Joined May 2020
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Butker FAR RIGHT in a world shifting left
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There’s actually something pretty poetic about Harrison Butker losing his job the same week as a hundred of his best friends
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2000 women earned their college degrees after this
#Chiefs K Harrison Butker was heavily booed after his missed FG to end the half.
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every time harrison butker misses a field goal a woman is elected to public office
Harrison Butker misses back-to-back attempts in similar fashion following a penalty. Chiefs fans boo loudly as they head to halftime
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On this day in 2022, Houston reigned supreme 🏆
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So proud of Gina, so proud of James, so proud of Texas!
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TEXAS FOREVER
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Greis retweeted
BREAKING: Democrats will take control of the House, CNN projects, breaking the GOP hold on power in Washington. Follow live updates. cnn.it/4zCqPyI
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November 3️⃣ #CFP Top 25
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2026 @officialBBWAA AL MVP finalists: Yordan Alvarez (HOU) Junior Caminero (TB) Bobby Witt Jr. (KC)
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This guy’s a week away from asking his wife to get a job
#Chiefs K Harrison Butker missed a 54-yarder wide right with 2:36 left, giving Denver amazing field position to go down and take the lead. Butker is now 2/7 from 50+ yards this season and has missed 16 FGs since last season, the most of any NFL kicker.
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Fit to wear the crown. 👑 Yordan has been named a 2026 AL MVP finalist!
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The Astros exercised Isaac Paredes’ $13.35 million club option.
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JJ was on his morning walk but the Broncos security wouldn't let him in the stadium without his credential... @Ky1eLong: "That's gotta be the only person in the history of the universe to successfully block JJ Watt." 😂😂
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Greis retweeted
The World Series Champion #Brewers appeared on SNL's Weekend Update! Drunk Uncle to Christian Yelich: "Hey wait a minute. I know you, you're Pete Davidson right?" Pat Murphy is the "drunk uncle" 😂
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comment WWWWW if you’re excited to be 5-0 😏
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FOUR STRAIGHT 🔥 #AllFire
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The Week 9 AP Poll has ARRIVED! Which team deserves to be higher?
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Have we known her 20 seconds or 20 years? 🥹 Today we celebrate #20YearsOfTaylorSwift and the music, memories, and eras we grew up with. 💚💛💜♥️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍❤️‍🔥
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