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Just a Canuck. Video games and movies are swell. Jokes are funny. The world is garbage, except my wife. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk PN: Gay/Mer

Joined June 2017
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As of this weekend, I am now married to my best friend, and love of my life. We had a lovely ceremony with our families joining. Excited to live this new chapter with my wife
She's no longer my girlfriend. She said yes to my proposal
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Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
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Saw a rich guy in his new Corvette and glanced at it and he said ''Like The Car'', I said ''no I see them all the time, it’s the rich man’s poor car'' and he went silent and sat there for like a 2 minutes.
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Cyberburger
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If you’d like to sue me for defamation, here are the claims I’m making, I’ll put them all in a tweet for you to cite in your complaint: 1. You, beyond a shadow of a doubt, shocked the fuck out of your poor dog, the one that you lie about adopting randomly but instead absolutely got from a breeder. 2. You solicited nudes from your fans on Twitch, and were sharing nudes (at least almost certainly of minors) to other streamers, friends and journalists, a practice you’ve defended since you went by “Bro Tips” on The Young Turks. 3. You invent a large part of your backstory when you do interviews and incorporate sections of my life and pass them off as your own experiences, probably because you’re insecure about your nepotistic and spoiled upbringing. 4. You have a strange sexual obsession with me for some reason, also likely sprouting from your own personal insecurities and deep attraction to my physical appearance and personality. 5. You gleefully attended multiple Diddy parties during your frat years and beyond, despite describing what sounded like CSAM being openly shown at one of them. You lie and say you broke up with an ex for going to one of these because you were so disgusted with her attending, but in reality you broke it off with her because you were insecure about her potentially hooking up with someone else at the party. 6. There are accusations from a former close friend of Paris Jackson that you were fucking her when she was only 17 and you were 24. 7. You were obsessed with bragging about smashing freshman and 18 year olds back when you were in college and then later on Bro Tips, especially due to their susceptibility to alcohol and lack of experience. You repeated this behavior on your social media accounts as well. 8. You abused your older dog, Fish, so much that he had physical scars and open wounds visible on his neck, and some abuse was even shown on your stream, such as when you would yank his tail. He also died at a suspiciously early age. 9. A huge portion of your China and Cuba trips were paid for completely by foreign governments that are openly hostile to the United States of America, and you are dishonest about disclosing these payments to your audience. 10. You openly support terrorists and terrorism against allies of the west across the globe, which probably explains why multiple members of your audience have been indicted by the FBI at this point. You have explicitly called for at least some of this harassment on your own stream. See you in court!
Hasan mocks Destiny's election stream viewcount and hints at suing him and other detractors "The pirate rebroadcasters on YouTube had more viewers..I'm not at liberty to discuss any further..but yes more are coming..I'm sick and tired of it..people need to recognize that they can't get away with lies and smears and slander, they have gotten away with it for too long. I think we're gonna bring back, by force, through the courts"
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the dog just accepted his fate LMFAOOO
Animals reacting to zero gravity
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They're doing this to me at work today
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Am I a choom for liking season 1 better?
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People may ask, "why did you go to work when you're sick" to which the natural response is, "gotta put food on the table" And by that of course I mean paying an immigrant pennies to delivery me chicken in inclement weather
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Savage ...
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LMAO
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Je veux être un CyberNinja dans Cyberpunk 2077 🥷 #Cyberpunk2077 #Skill
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parents please check your kids' halloween candy. I just found the Blackwall inside of a peanut butter cup.
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bro was lost for words😭😭
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The drip was crazy tho
I’m going to a halloween party tn and don’t have a costume I’m about to wrap tinfoil around my left arm and become Johnny Aluminumhand
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“SpongeBob me boy! You just don’t understand, Mrs. Puff isn’t some 5 eddies type of choom!”
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No matter how many playthroughs I do, after memorizing almost every dialogue, I NEVER skip this banger from Johnny 😂🗣️
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I do not like you, Sam-I-am. You will not have my fucking RAM.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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