she/they Trainer Card Collector kinda washed but fun
Alabama, USA
Joined May 2011
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When my ex punched me in the face my first thought was “god I’m not built for professional wrestling”
My first dnd session in Kentucky got shot up and the responding officer asked us why we didn’t “throw a fireball back”
I used to work at this Hispanic restaurant and I would come in through the back door and one day I walked in and the dishwasher goes “no work today buddy” and I was really confused until I saw the car in the dining room
One time I got hit by a car walking back from my break so I went inside and told my boss and she thought I was joking cause I’m a lil jester until she saw me become one with the car on camera
My mom had a stroke when I was 11 so I called my aunt panicking so bad I defaulted to yelling “my mother is broken” in German which let her know I was too scared to call 911
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feels like a convenient time to mention that you should unfollow me if you support that disgusting orange fascist or the republican/conservative parties btw
you are not welcome here 😇 trans rights, gay rights, my body my choice, etc etc. thanks! ❤️
I put a choppel berry instead of a colbur berry on my Espeon and it showed round one when she immediately died to a Crunch but we still pulled out the 2-0 against the Chattanooga Crobats!!!
