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The Grim Reaper just took out Viper! Viper is gone man! R.I.P. Tom Skerritt hollywoodreporter.com/movies…

I actually timed my visits on a road trip. It takes four minutes to wash my windows. Which they need every few hours. I need to get out and stretch. My legs are old and get numb if I don't. I also need to pee every couple of hours. That takes four to six minutes. I usually also want to get a drink or a snack. That can take one to three, depending if there is a line at the cashier. And I'm not even figuring in going into a place and having lunch or dinner. Most of the time my car is ready to go when I get done with all that. It simply isn't a problem. At most on a long drive it adds another 30 minutes to the total trip (on an eight-hour drive from San Jose to Las Vegas, for instance).

LAW & ORDER: LANCASTER! Weed wacker vs. Wienie? A brave, 23yo Amish woman was doing yard work outside her PA home when Guatemalan National Jose Davila-Moran from NJ approached her, tapped her on the shoulder, held a knife up and tried to handcuff her. Well she went full throttle with the weed wacker, holding it up, charging at the man and scaring him away. A neighbor’s trail cam caught a black truck with NJ plates fleeing the seen. Davila was arrested and is currently being held in Lancaster Prison.

Breaking News: L. Louise Lucas, a powerful Democrat in the Virginia state legislature, was indicted on federal charges related to her cannabis business. nyti.ms/4zSFxlf

Tesla said today that they’re rebuilding the entire in-vehicle navigation system from the ground up with AI. It’s going to have voice integration, and will learn your personalized preferences: Ashok: “It’s only right that we shouldn’t be depending on external people’s maps. So we are building our own maps, but not like the same way as traditional maps. We are building an entire new architecture with essentially AI-based mapping and navigation. It’s going to be super awesome. It’s going to be integrated with voice. You can talk to it and ask for different routes. It’s going to learn your personalized preferences, plus also the fleet preferences. The collective intelligence of all the cars are going to flow into making the maps and navigation. You’ll see the start and end of trips already use this technology pretty soon as part of the V15 release. Over the next several months, it’s just going to take over all of the navigation functions, parking, destination handling. We’ll know you better than you know yourself in some regard for the driving tasks. It’ll handle it fully.” Can’t wait for V15. It’s going to include so many new features.

I was trying to remember what I had for a lunchbox.. then I remembered some kid was harassing me in 1st or 2nd grade and I had hauled off and hit him in the head with my metal lunchbox... my mom put my lunch in a paper bag from that day forward.. 🤷‍♀️

📰 Daily Cleaned News - 2026-10-22 **Daily index** — each post quote-tweets the full take (Frame + Observations). **3 new** · **5 update** · **8 full** · **7 SSDD** · 15 total new/update = full deep take posted today. SSDD = same story, not much new — quoting the original take. **Global** • G-1. [update] Houthis strike Saudi King Fahd Airport; US orders non-emergency diplomats out of Riyadh • G-2. [update] Witkoff-Putin meeting yields Putin agreement to resume trilateral Ukraine talks in mid-November • G-3. [SSDD] France extends curfews in Paris, Lyon after first calm night post-riots • G-4. [update] Iran reports multiple oil tankers hit in Strait of Hormuz amid shipping attacks • G-5. [SSDD] Drone strike near Sudan market kills dozens as civil war escalates **Domestic** • D-1. [update] Ramaswamy ad controversy intensifies in tight Ohio Senate race ahead of midterms • D-2. [new] Toledo chemical tank leak forces evacuations; dozens evaluated for symptoms • D-3. [new] California state workers launch one-day strike over contracts, pay, and return-to-office • D-4. [SSDD] Trump campaigns in Georgia and South Carolina for GOP midterm candidates • D-5. [SSDD] DOJ charges and investigations continue on election offenses in California and elsewhere **𝕏 Geist** • 𝕏-1. [new] Houthis strike Dammam airport in Saudi Arabia, killing at least one and injuring others • 𝕏-2. [SSDD] Putin agrees to resume US-mediated trilateral Ukraine talks after Witkoff meeting • 𝕏-3. [update] Iran claims strikes on oil transfer vessels and mines in Strait of Hormuz • 𝕏-4. [SSDD] France extends curfews in Paris and Lyon after calm night but ongoing arrests • 𝕏-5. [SSDD] Ongoing tanker and shipping incidents in Strait of Hormuz amid Iran tensions Quoted posts below.