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WE’RE GONNA BE OK 🏆

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There’s just no way that FT score is real 💀
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Manchester United relegated in my lifetime ❤️
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Government mandated Sakadays chapter. (I see the end over the horizon)
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Manchester United relegated in my lifetime ❤️
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Congratulations Ichi the Witch on graduating as Valedictorian from the Son Goku School of Thought 🎉
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Hit (@GuaranteedHit) profile pictureHit@GuaranteedHitApr 13
I have always been under the impression that Ichi was very Goku-like, and I’m so disappointed by the fact that only just now did this reference hit me 😭❤️
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This chapter’s weird for me because it’s fun but, I’m disappointed by how short lived Ichi and Dess’s conflict (seemingly) was, the idea of her being willing to discard the other members of her team, her colleague, and those hostages being sidestepped like this is kinda meh
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But who knows, as I said it’s only seemingly, it’s not as if they can’t backpedal to this topic and in that case my complaints would be completely rescinded, but I can only comment on what’s in front of me
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This is such a serious and defining moment for both Ichi’s character as well as his dynamic with Desscaras and I can’t help but laugh because I can’t believe he knows what the word “incompetent” means 😭
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Yo when is Brighton gonna fall off man, can’t believe I actually have to care about their fixtures
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Every Arsenal match ever
Nadir (@DrRitzyy) profile pictureNadir@DrRitzyyNov 7
What a very unique ability it is to make Bayern Munich, Fleetwood, and Hull indistinguishable from each other quality-wise.
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LMFAO we’re about to win this league in January I’m crying
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1-0 to the Arsenal gimmick we need January to come QUICK
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Odegaard hiding this stinker with G/A #TheFineMargins
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Capitanø arigato
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First half review: We fucking suck. Take Havertz and Tzolis off the pitch, Calafiori has been sneakily having shit performances these last few games, would sub him off at 60, and funnily enough, this is the best the Guimarice midfield has looked all season 💀
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We didn’t deserve that shit fair play
Hit (@GuaranteedHit) profile pictureHit@GuaranteedHitNov 7
I’ll die laughing if we get this pen after what happened at Anfield last week
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I’ll die laughing if we get this pen after what happened at Anfield last week
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This part of the chapter was so funny to me because Dess had all these human hater majiks in Guantanamo Bay chained down in the ocean’s abyss, and now that they’re finally free it’s not “Get me the FUCK out of here” it’s “Use me next big bro!!!” 😭
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I need Arsenal to be fr
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Clean sheet gone, no defense gas from me today find shame
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David Raya wow
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