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BREAKING: LUNATIC! Trump exposes his real midterm priorities by throwing a Truth Social meltdown about golf course renovations —digging his election hole even deeper! He's laser-focused on what REALLY matters... "Trump's closing argument," according to former Obama spokesman Tommy Vietor, is as follows: "We must urgently renovate the East Potomac Golf Course and protect my staff from flying balls" "How dare you make fun of my relaxing White House arts and crafts" "Who cares about high gas prices we're making a ton of money" Does that sound like a winning argument to you with gas prices this high, a worsening affordability crisis, and a deeply unpopular war raging overseas? It's worth reading Trump's rant in full to appreciate the breadth and depth of his worsening cognitive rot but suffice it to say, this is the last thing that Republican politicians were hoping for right now. They're getting crushed in the polls and the leader of their party is going on lengthy, deranged rants about issues that only matter to him. "East Potomac Golf Course is highly dangerous, dilapidated, and absolutely disgusting. Below are new photos of the deplorable conditions of the driving range building, including excrement in the stairwell," wrote Trump. "The gaping holes in the driving range’s 'protective' netting are highly hazardous. Golf balls soar through the holes at high speed and hit unexpecting Golfers—including a White House staffer who was, sadly, hit violently in the chest." "The driving range building itself is falling apart, and its structural stability is terrible. It should be closed immediately for safety reasons!" he continued. "The exposed nails and disintegrating wood also endanger young Golfers — Not a good situation! The people of Washington, D.C., (and the Nation!) deserve so much better, like a beautiful, safe, affordable, accessible, sanitary, and CLEAN driving range!" "No one will be more thrilled by our plans to renovate the Course and Driving Range than the Local Golfers who have played there for years, and have begged to have their Home Course brought into pristine condition," he went on. "The driving range should provide Golfers with stunning views of the Washington Monument, not of a barren, debris-ridden wasteland," whined the President. "The driving range should NOT be a threat to life and limb. The current condition of the golf course is a National Disgrace, but we will make it a WORLD CLASS PUBLIC Golf Course that is AFFORDABLE for locals — Just like the Great and Historic Public Courses of Torrey Pines and Bethpage Black, only better, for the good of our now Beautiful Again Washington, D.C." "After we are done, the East Potomac Course will be a place of immeasurable Pride for the City, all of the Golf Enthusiasts who live here, a Course worthy of and befitting our Nation’s Capital," Trump wrote. "We will hold the judge, Ana C. Reyes, fully responsible for anybody who is hurt, or killed, on this very dangerous, dilapidated, and unsightly Golf Course. GOD BLESS AMERICA! President DONALD J. TRUMP" If you think that golf course renovations are the most pressing matter facing our embattled nation right now, you simply have no choice but to vote for the party of Donald J. Trump. If, alternatively, you care more about the rising cost of living, the endless wars, the ongoing Epstein coverup, the rampant corruption of this administration, unaffordable healthcare costs, or literally any other issues, you must vote blue! Please ❤️ and share if you're voting blue!