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Dark fiction for cynical minds. Satire, chaos & morally questionable people. Escapism for the culturally https://nitter.gq/t.co/K03Y9fJWMW Dark Humour Stories: Join My Newsletter↓

West Sussex, England
Joined December 2011
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Cover reveal: Recompense – Book Four in the Emergence Series. Coming soon. amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CSLJX969 #crimefiction #darkhumour #readingcommunity
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Look who’s on my drive … An intrepid muntjac. #Countryside #RuralLife
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I am having a break from creating my audiobooks to take Trigga on a walk along the bank of The Great Ouse. #Dog #Norfolk #WritersLife
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Olive oil in scrambled eggs – yes or no? #Kitchen #WritersLife
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Taking a break from working on my audiobooks to give the grass a final cut. #writerslife #gardening
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Literally eyes in the back of his head. I came across this specimen while waiting for my flu jab. #WritersLife #Weird
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Readers who appreciate dark humour and anti-woke sentiments will relish The Emergence Series. Grab your copy. For sale on Amazon. #crimefiction #mustread #serialkiller
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In need of a drink. Been at my desk all day working on my audio books. The big bottle is a Magnum. #sunday #writerslife #audiblebooks
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Yes or no: dog treats as hors d’oeuvres for my guests … #SundayShare #WritersLife #Kitchen
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Literary Wit: Six Acerbic Quotes to Make You Laugh. #Literature #Sarcasm #Authors
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Three speed dates. Three sardonic encounters. Meet the cast: The Materialist, the Cure for Insomnia, & the Snark. Needless to say, I didn’t find the woman of my dreams. #Dating #WritersLife #Sarcasm
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