A big nerd. Queer lawyer. I seem to tweet about politics and, apparently, #F1. If you’re under 18 please go away.
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Unfortunately Vasseur’s reaction to Monza shows that he cannot lead the Scuderia to a championship.
Briatore’s recent fury should have been mirrored by Vasseur when Leclerc crashed out like Colapinto. Instead, Fred gave Charles cover & seemingly started to favor him. ++
There's fresh speculation hanging over Ferrari and its team principal Fred Vasseur - but what's really behind the rumours linking Christian Horner to the team?
Here's what we know ➡️ the-race.com/formula-1/chris…
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ai-generated hypergamous fruit porn is a new one for me, i’ll be honest
reminds of that kumail nanjiani bit on cheese (heroin + tylenol pm): “just do the heroin! you already have heroin; it is very powerful”
"Braden was sexually educated by porn and, insecure about his penis and having never seen Austin Powers, he got earnestly into penis pumps and began diversifying his natural penis-enlargement techniques from the rudimentary weighted shopping bag."
unherd.com/2026/10/the-downf…
It’s really absurd how you cannot find any non-specialty candies without palm oil, sunflower oil, etc. Everything tastes nasty & dull too. I suppose it helps deter consumption, which is a plus.
Reese's Pieces have no chocolate in them. The peanuts had their oil pressed out and a cheaper fat put back in.
Sugar is first, then partially defatted peanuts, then hydrogenated palm kernel and soybean oil, then corn syrup solids. Everything after that is 2% or less, and it's the dyes, the glaze, some vanillin and a little milk. There's no cocoa anywhere.
Partially defatted just means the peanuts went through a press. The peanut oil comes out one side and gets sold as peanut oil. What's left is a dry peanut flour, and that's what the center is made from, because flour holds a shape in a panning drum and doesn't go rancid. Then they put fat back in, and the fat they picked is hydrogenated palm kernel oil, which is solid at room temperature and costs less than peanut oil. You can see the swap on the panel. 38 pieces have 6 g of fat and all 6 are saturated. Peanut oil is mostly unsaturated, so that number isn't the peanut.
The shell is sugar with 4 dyes and a coat of shellac.
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UPDATE: Israeli company we caught delivering zero-click infections is #1 bidder on Starlink ads in 105 countries.
Data from @trendai_RSRCH suggests worldwide surveillance op targeting @Starlink users. 1/
By @razhael
reuters.com/business/media-t…
🚨NEW INVESTIGATION: zero-click mercenary spyware hacking via targeted ads.
A normal-looking ad loads. If you're a target, you're infected. No click needed.
To protect yourself, block ads now.
First time it's been confirmed in the wild. We call it #AdFection.
Candiru spyware infections at @AJEnglish. 45+ devices infected.
Same ad pipeline operated by Israeli company Discover-Tech reached NATO, European Parliament, dozens of gov networks & critical infrastructure incl US nuclear giant Westinghouse.
Confiant, which worked with us, found signs ads were displayed at US @DeptofWar, IAEA & ICC.
Investigation ongoing 1/
READ our report by @billmarczak @WolfieChristl, me Astrid Perry, Siena Anstis & Ron Deibert : citizenlab.ca/research/how-d…
Confiant's blog: blog.confiant.com/p/adint-we…
Lawson & Checo on the same team, what could possibly go wrong? 😂
Liam Lawson’s management has made contact with Cadillac over a possible seat in the future!
It’s also understood that Yuki Tsunoda and Esteban Ocon has also made contact but it is unlikely for Ocon to join Cadillac.
Colton Herta is also in the mix if Cadillac decide to part ways with Valtteri Bottas, but it’s understood that Cadillac is taking a cautious approach to any potential driver change.
(@Racingnews365c)
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So a few years ago I started a side quest where I searched for neighborhood murals in NYC. When I found one I took a picture. When I heard of one, I traveled there by subway bus or foot and took a picture. There were 3 rules:
1. It has to include a direct reference to the actual neighborhood. So "Welcome to Williamsburg" counts, but "Williamsburg Bagel Factory" doesn't.
2. It has to be an artistic representation of some sort. Painted murals, sculpture, digital display etc. A plain sign doesn't count.
3. It has to be semi permanent in nature. No posters.
So here was the first one in my collection, Astoria Queens:
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for those wondering what's going on, I examined Glenn Greenwald's shifting Brazil politics in OWNED
Because the one thing everyone wants to do at a funeral is talk to an uncanny simulacrum of the deceased…. But I guess congrats on reinventing ghosts from first principles.
Helmut Marko has invested in an AI venture which allows dead people to personally speak at their funerals
"This project is using very new technology, mainly AI. So it offers a very unique opportunity for the last will, and also the possibility that the one who died speaks personally at his funeral"
[@speedcafe]
In America, this practice was perfected by Leo Strauss, the godfather of the neoconservative movement & godhead of the originalist scam.
Sounds like a completely appropriate use of resources by the NYPD to allow a high-value protectee to live a semblance of a normal life despite his government service.
New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility.
w/ @GrahamRayman & @joeanuta politico.com/news/2026/10/26…
Pretty stark choice for @Cadillac_F1: (a) choose the American driver who underwhelmed in F2 in the vain hope of wooing the IndyCar/NASCAR diehards who will *never* take F1 seriously; or (b) give a rabid American F1 fanbase what they want. Hmmm. Hmmm. What to do, what to do?
🚨 | Yuki Tsunoda and Colton Herta are understood to be leading contenders for a 2027 Cadillac seat, with Bottas' future in doubt.
Ocon is not expected to secure a place with the American team.
[@wearetherace]
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The mom of the 3-year-old who authorities were called on because of his skill says her son was "traumatized" and doesn't want to play in that league. League officials say they've begun a "review" huffpost.com/entry/nevada-so…
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Earnest take: you should absolutely have solidarity with every single on human being on the planet because borders are fake and lives are real
