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Joined August 2022
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let it rip
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i was on your side even when i thought you smacked someone in the head
Following the recent decision from Haas F1 Team confirming that I will not be participating in this weekend’s Mexico City Grand Prix, I wish to formally address some media reports and speculation surrounding the situation. Last night, a difference in viewpoints led to a discussion with the parties involved. Whilst I acknowledge that this took place, I categorically reject any reports or allegations suggesting that any form of physical violence was used to resolve any differences of any nature. I strongly condemn violence in all its forms and firmly believe that disagreements should always be handled with professionalism, respect, and mutual understanding. I kindly ask that speculation be avoided while the matter is being addressed. Further updates will be communicated in due course.
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guy in a cardinals jersey walked into the library (im sitting facing the door) and i involuntarily made a disgusted face bro i forget people can actually see me i thought i was js a concept
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i don't think he saw so it's fine but like. no one here knows that it was bc of his shirt and not bc of him pls 😭
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AROLDIS CHAPMAN JUST GOT EIGHT OUTS TO SAVE THE CUBS’ SEASON. Chapman enters in the seventh and finishes the game as Chicago beats Cleveland 3-2 in Game 5. Kris Bryant homers, and Jon Lester delivers six innings. The World Series is heading back to Cleveland. The Cubs are still alive.
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Ranking MLB teams based on if their rings are deserved or not
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BREAKING NEWS outfielder Seiya Suzuki signs an infinite money, 100 year contract with the Chicago Cubs, stating "I love my pookie Pete Crow-Armstrong too much I can't leave him all alone"
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i love my country chicago #brutalmog
Recent World Series parade estimates: 2026 — Milwaukee: 750K 2025 — Los Angeles: 250K 2024 — Los Angeles: 225K 2023 — Arlington/Dallas: 700K 2022 — Houston: 1.5 million 2021 — Atlanta: 400K 2020 — LA: none (pandemic) 2019 — Washington, DC: 1 million 2018 — Boston: 1.5 million 2017 — Houston: 1 million 2016 — Chicago: 5 million
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Parade attendance estimates vary and are unofficial; post overstates 2019 Washington (thousands reported, not 1M) and 2018 Boston (hundreds of thousands, not 1.5M). Recent figures align closer with sources. nytimes.com/2019/11/02/us/… cbsnews.com/news/boston-re… foxla.com/news/dodgers-w…
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cubs n phils in the same thing that's #twin
i saw this poster on a bulletin board in madison 15 years ago, and i'm very proud to say that our milwaukee brewers are 82 years ahead of schedule
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Pro tip to foreigners looking for authentic Pinoy food (no twists, no reimaginings, no "modern takes" or insprired bys) in the Philippines: look for a place with just a person's name on it.
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Sir Ian McKellen has made a statement on the tragic passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. “He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love.”
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“Baseball immortality” 😭😭😭😭 breh no one will remember this shit in 48 hours
A MOMENT THAT WILL LIVE IN BASEBALL IMMORTALITY
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utter woke nonsense
THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE 2026 WORLD SERIES #CHAMPIONS! (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
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trump's america
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where are the oomfs i knew and loved bruh who are these new people on my tl 😭😭
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u randomly disappear for like 2 months with 0 explanations and suddenly they start putting different ppl on your tl okay man 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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instead of a "for you" page there should be a "for someone else" page and it just shows you stuff you dont give a shit about
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iain retweeted
“Where’s the source of light in your drawings” I don’t fucking know.
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