PesterQuest

my last day at the office we pretend we all work in. im packing up my stuff and stealing as many rolls of imaginary toilet paper as i can.

its live babey

do you remember years ago when people used to complain that we didn't communicate enough? how do you feel about your monkey paw wish now

anyway we are just doing stupid shit online. try it out with your friends.

last pesterquest volume in 30 minutes unless we fuck up (anything is possible if you believe)

april juuls day

april cools day

johnkat.... thats the guy from overwatch right

if you really think about it people who like dirk strider are the most oppressed socio-economic class

if i ran both this account and the homestuck account i probably WOULD just tweet at myself, yeah

"dont do my boy dirk wrong" "if you mess up dirk i'll lose it" how do i say this delicately. dirk strider is a brony with a sword

when pesterquest ends this account will go dormant for a while. imagine me on the deck of a mighty sinking ship, playing the fucking cello or whatever and being swallowed by the sea. my somber song finishes and i say "its been an honor"

did you guys think i forgot nitter.gq/HSPesterquest/status/1…

karkat, the most beta troll of all,