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badidea 🪐@0xabad1dea7 Dec 2015
Hey remember the part where the no-fly list is basically a secret court immune from all constitutional protections nitter.gq/BarackObama/status/673…
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@BarackObama7 Dec 2015
Congress can #DoSomething about this.
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Radley Balko
@radleybalko1 Dec 2015
Imagine if your city declared that there is no legitimate reason for anyone to visit your neighborhood. washingtonpost.com/news/the-…
Opinion | The age of ‘pre-crime’ has arrived

Opinion | The age of ‘pre-crime’ has arrived

Cities use license plate readers to send embarassing letters to anyone caught driving through areas known for prostitution.

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Golem.de
@golem26 Nov 2015
Zum 70. Geburtstag: Pippi Langstrumpf wäre heute Hackerin #PippiLangstrumpf golem.de/news/zum-70-geburts…
Zum 70. Geburtstag: Pippi Langstrumpf wäre heute Hackerin - Golem.de

Zum 70. Geburtstag: Pippi Langstrumpf wäre heute Hackerin - Golem.de

Kinderkram war einmal. Das stärkste Mädchen der Welt würde in der knallharten Gegenwart eine neue Rolle spielen.

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raptor@0xdea30 Oct 2015
.@Hackerfessions with some customers I'm not allowed to pronounce the words "penetration test". Instead I must say "manual technical check".
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The ethics policy on my website, decentsecurity.com
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thaddeus e. grugq
@thegrugq24 Oct 2015
Sometimes it’s hard to believe anyone is actually afraid of Russian hackers.
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Sometimes I make people's problems worse so they won't ask for tech support again ...
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20+ years pro & I *suck* teaching basics to my spouse like phishing, not clicking rando URLs, domain squatting, etc. -- New England
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raptor@0xdea19 Oct 2015
Apache Struts RCE FTW @Hackerfessions @thegrugq
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Tony Naggs@xa32917 Oct 2015
How accurate do you try to be in attributing an Infosec breach? #HackerJeopardy cc @Hackerfessions nitter.gq/natashenkabot/status/6…
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It down to less than a 3000km radius, really.
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I still use the temporary password that the school computer system assigned me in 1996. For everything. -- Canada
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Tony Naggs@xa32914 Oct 2015
What is "Military grade" security software? #HackerJeopardy cc @Hackerfessions nitter.gq/natashenkabot/status/6…
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Is usually a euphemism for "no security whatsoever".
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thaddeus e. grugq
@thegrugq10 Oct 2015
#blessed
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Dave Aitel@daveaitel6 Oct 2015
You'll know attackers are serious when you run into talks about Incident Response Response.
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Urbit
@urbit6 Oct 2015
Our first automatic over-the-air upgrade of the kernel just happened. By accident.
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I pretend I understand. I don't.
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[email protected]@aloria25 Sep 2015
Single and ready to mingle
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@mikko
@mikko19 Sep 2015
Spotted a newspaper stand at an airport selling these. Apparently my plane was a time machine.
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The Onion
@TheOnion17 Sep 2015
Obama Invites Arrested Clock-Building Teen To White House onion.com/1QJKotr #WhatDoYouThink?
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