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I made a strawpage, send hate mail: hadeantide.straw.page
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i’m so jealous of people with more compact written languages. it feels like chinese people get more tweet per tweet
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do americans truly prefer driving in traffic to work for over an hour instead of being in a bus/train where you can sit and read, watch a video, or just do anything productive
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Asked a coworker his favorite color during an icebreaker and he quickly responded "blue. cause I'm a man."
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you’re laughing…. a bunch of boomers who fucked the next generation over to sell their homes at a 7400% profit and then used the money to buy a ticket for an eternity cruise are now broke and stranded in a Cambodian port town notorious for human trafficking, and you’re laughing
Replying to @kissmeriver
Me personally I tend to get under general anesthesia before bottoming
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Annoying chirping noise the entire 4 hour flight, like an alarm going off.
20 minutes from landing the woman BESIDE ME reaches into her purse and turns it off
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If your Instagram is anything other than your name, change it. I literally lost my license and 2 cards on the streets of downtown atl and this girl found my IG to lmk she found them. Imagine my handle was topshotta5 😂😂😂
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Yes I will blame sneak dicking studs and dykes for giving men the audacity to think they can pull any stud / dyke that comes their way. + I will always blame men for being predatory. Two things can be true but let's not act like the person feeding into it isn't responsible at all
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the New Year's Eve in Piltover 'd be like this 🎆 #caitvi










































