*girlboss voice* treat everyone like they wearing a wire

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I made a strawpage, send hate mail: hadeantide.straw.page
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i’m so jealous of people with more compact written languages. it feels like chinese people get more tweet per tweet
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This is exactly what led to uber exiting the Ugandan and Nigerian markets
He tried to request for bolt in Vaal in South Africa and the driver's reply got me😳
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pigs & fish dont even hangout together nigga what is u doin
Is this a micro- or a macroaggression ???
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me as a detective: ok wait omg
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Oh so THIS is why y’all are always lost and hate Atlanta airport 😭
signs say “terminals A,B,C,D,E, and F” and my pass says terminal S and the lady just keeps repeating “terminals A through F” i genuinely need the atlanta airport to **** **
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They’re making potholes on purpose so my boobs bounce
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Vi wants to participate
อันนี้เทรนใหม่สำหรับคนเล่นฟิสเนตใช่มั้ย น่ารักอะแก
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French niggas when you try to force them to wash their ass instead of spraying on perfume to make the funk intensify
Les américains quand ils voient des avions atterrir sur des pistes d'atterrissage et pas dans des gratte-ciel
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Miami really is Latina Tel-Aviv
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do americans truly prefer driving in traffic to work for over an hour instead of being in a bus/train where you can sit and read, watch a video, or just do anything productive
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Asked a coworker his favorite color during an icebreaker and he quickly responded "blue. cause I'm a man."
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“are you stupid?” Literally made her snap outta that act lmao
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you’re laughing…. a bunch of boomers who fucked the next generation over to sell their homes at a 7400% profit and then used the money to buy a ticket for an eternity cruise are now broke and stranded in a Cambodian port town notorious for human trafficking, and you’re laughing
Passengers have been kicked off an “endless” cruise as the operator blames a massive jump in fuel costs Some paid $120,000 for residency on the Villa Vie Odyssey, but have been left in Cambodia
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Replying to @kissmeriver
Me personally I tend to get under general anesthesia before bottoming
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numbing cream ?? ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
Bottoms who don’t need poppers or numbing cream 😮‍💨 >>>>>>
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Annoying chirping noise the entire 4 hour flight, like an alarm going off. 20 minutes from landing the woman BESIDE ME reaches into her purse and turns it off
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If your Instagram is anything other than your name, change it. I literally lost my license and 2 cards on the streets of downtown atl and this girl found my IG to lmk she found them. Imagine my handle was topshotta5 😂😂😂
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Yes I will blame sneak dicking studs and dykes for giving men the audacity to think they can pull any stud / dyke that comes their way. + I will always blame men for being predatory. Two things can be true but let's not act like the person feeding into it isn't responsible at all
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the New Year's Eve in Piltover 'd be like this 🎆 #caitvi
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