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K.

@HailToTheK

I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

 Houston, TX
Joined January 2010
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You know what? People are just stupid. I’m tired of holding it in. Everything is so hard for y’all because y’all are DUMB.
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Doja Cat is a great performer. I really enjoyed the show last night.
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I know Chloe gets tired of y’all 🫩
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Because no one cares about women being unhappy.
Eshal (@aylsh_x) profile pictureEshal@aylsh_xNov 7
Society has a problem with unmarried women but no problem with unhappy marriages.
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We need to have a conversation about how the frozen drinks at Toyota Center don’t have any alcohol. There needs to be an investigation.
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The Skims advent calendar is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Nothing but junk for $148.
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Starting a book club to force y’all to unplug.
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A. (@abbsoul) profile picture
A.@abbsoulNov 5
The topics on here are getting so… it’s really the phones.
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That’s a Houston nigga staple.
♎️Bootied down and tittied up! (@toomuchFinesse) profile picture♎️Bootied down and tittied up!@toomuchFinesseNov 6
Niggas will really bring you around women they having relations with and you don’t have a fuckin clue omg lol. You wondering why the energy shifting and bitches looking at you funny all night, and THATS WHY
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Has anyone suggested dumpster diving on a date yet? How about eating out of the trash like raccoons? Anything to not spend money!
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Every conversation y’all have concerning dating is ridiculous. Every single one.
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Chipotle getting rid of the chimichurri sauce was a mistake.
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I am tired of fighting to be off for Christmas.
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Well no.
oluwatise (@maintishe) profile pictureoluwatise
@maintisheNov 4
Texas needs to thank all the transplants like me!!!! we are the ones that flipped this state. more and more east coast and west coast people moved to Texas after COVID and we flipped this state (ruined the housing market though) BUT WE BROUGHT OUR LIBERAL UPBRINGING!!
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Lmao NO!
oluwatise (@maintishe) profile pictureoluwatise
@maintisheNov 4
Texas needs to thank all the transplants like me!!!! we are the ones that flipped this state. more and more east coast and west coast people moved to Texas after COVID and we flipped this state (ruined the housing market though) BUT WE BROUGHT OUR LIBERAL UPBRINGING!!
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All the years as a native Texans I’ve had to endure of y’all sitting here on this timeline calling us stupid and dumb for voting Abbott not knowing what we was up against….. we really did it
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WE’RE PUTTING THE RAINBOW CROSSWALKS BACK ON WESTHEIMER
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Maaaan I’m bout to get dressed!
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Haven’t felt this good since my first time voting in ‘08
Riley Freeman (@TrillaryBlinton) profile pictureRiley Freeman
@TrillaryBlintonNov 4
Election night so fun when you’re not on the losing sides
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I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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WE DID IT!!!
KHOU 11 News Houston (@KHOU) profile pictureKHOU 11 News Houston
@KHOUNov 4
BREAKING | Gov. Greg Abbott just conceded the race for Texas governor to challenger Gina Hinojosa. Full story: khou.com/article/news/politi…
Image from KHOU 11 News Houston (@KHOU)
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