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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
Serving and seducing the Seven Kingdoms since a tiny lad, yet I still remain tiny.
Casterly Rock
Joined March 2013
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
16 Jun 2014
Happy Fathers Day Dad! bye bye!
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
2 Jun 2014
I'm f*cked!
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
19 May 2014
Wine ✅ Popcorn ✅ Whores ✅ Halfman is ready for
#GameOfThrones
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
14 May 2014
Wine, now!
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
12 May 2014
I choose you as my champion!
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
6 May 2014
Can someone sneak me a jug of wine and a whore before this trial?
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
5 May 2014
Pod had more screen time than me, wait what?
#WheresDinklage
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
28 Apr 2014
Kingslayer Brothers, unite!
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
28 Apr 2014
Let the Games begin...
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
27 Apr 2014
Less than three hours to see what I do next!
#GameOfThrones
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
27 Apr 2014
Who's ready for tonight!?
#OathKeepers
#GameOfThrones
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
21 Apr 2014
I love you Podrick!
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
21 Apr 2014
Whoring, hunting, and drinking? Sounds like King Robert did it right to me!
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
20 Apr 2014
Any idea if there are conjugal visits in the dungeons?
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Tyrion Lannister
@Halfman_Imp
20 Apr 2014
Box Wine is one of the worlds greatest inventions!
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