Joined July 2019
this is AI keep scrolling
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jk allahumabarik laha
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Me & my Cat 😺
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if you ever see me eating a shawarma with both hands and sauce everywhere just give us some privacy please
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no bc how did i eat a whole bag of doritos
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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Reminds me of this 😭😭
First time a nigga smack you do be unbelievable tho like wait it’s me your gf
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im more like a dont pick me girl
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go get the moon & bring it to me
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are you gonna trick me or treat me right bro
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dr who fell off man, i really miss it so much
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the spider-man movie actually cured my depression for a bit 🥺
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People think I be flirting with them whole time I’m literally just making you feel human and accepted.
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just spent 4h talking to my sister non stop 🫶
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i need muslim women to stop this rubbish infantilisation of themselves under the guise of haya. you’re an adult, stop feigning naïveté, there’s a lot of resources at your fingertips. educate yourself. you have to learn to navigate the world we live in.
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“If you are tested with delay in that which you desire most, then be patient, so that Allah may give you more than what you wanted.”
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can’t sleep, what was everyone’s favourite yoghurt growing up? mine was munch bunch (delicious) and frubes, müller corner is still a favourite i hated petit filous bc they’d finish too quick in like 2 spoonfuls
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Should I panic buy lots of items so that Supermarket profits get a boost, which when combined with Black Friday and Christmas spending artificially inflates GDP in early 2027 thereby enabling the government and BBC News to announce "Good News on Growth" just as Fuel Bills go up?
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Give me a 40 degree heatwave over this atrocity any day of the week
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nobody talks about the grief that comes with accepting that maybe some of the things you imagined for your life aren’t going to happen the way you hoped, or maybe they won’t happen at all 1/2
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