no bc how did i eat a whole bag of doritos
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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People think I be flirting with them whole time I’m literally just making you feel human and accepted.
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i need muslim women to stop this rubbish infantilisation of themselves under the guise of haya. you’re an adult, stop feigning naïveté, there’s a lot of resources at your fingertips. educate yourself. you have to learn to navigate the world we live in.
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“If you are tested with delay in that which you desire most, then be patient, so that Allah may give you more than what you wanted.”
can’t sleep, what was everyone’s favourite yoghurt growing up?
mine was munch bunch (delicious) and frubes, müller corner is still a favourite
i hated petit filous bc they’d finish too quick in like 2 spoonfuls
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Should I panic buy lots of items so that Supermarket profits get a boost, which when combined with Black Friday and Christmas spending artificially inflates GDP in early 2027 thereby enabling the government and BBC News to announce "Good News on Growth" just as Fuel Bills go up?
Why should I stockpile and what will I need? bbc.in/4yESD4t

























