@HamFlap

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Joined May 2011
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If my research is correct, the pope will be back in 3 days
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Before JK Rowling was a billionaire she had to write down all her bigotry on napkins in coffee shops.
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Andrew Shulz: *opens his bank app to make sure the check cleared* hey yo, you ever notice how healthcare ceo's are punk rock? *Theo Von and the weasels from who framed Roger rabbit nod in agreement*
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@AADowd I heard you write for Uline now, is that true?
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My new prank call animation is up youtu.be/WGMztXElJ5g?si=Suvd…

Pranking a Clueless Scammer with a Trump Impression

I pranked this eBay scammer for an entire year, oftentimes doing a ...

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Elon didn't even invent the Nazi salute he just put his name on it like everything else
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Guy can't stop getting kicked out of Dunkin Donuts. Sad. Donut criminal.
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Chicken Lady@KITH_quotes17 Jan 2025
Once a year, I get drunk in a darkened house for a week. I get drunk and watch Eraserhead, as I think we all do sometimes. It’s such a fine lil film, dont you think? 😔
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This is a severely underrated incredibly fun and funny podcast. So happy to see them hit 100
Movie Microscope Pod@PodMicroscope14 Jan 2025
The Sphere of Longinus IN THIS! It's #solarbabies day on #moviemicroscope. Help Nick & Justin celebrate their 300th episode by listening to them discuss an alien ball-filled future. #jasonpatric #jamigertz #jameslegros #bodhihisself #ballstaggered #podsong #werewolfarm #mbison
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Man stuck With permanent #trump voice. Sad.
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I don't believe in the death penalty. That Healthcare CEO should have only gotten life without parole.
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The replies to Brian Thompson’s last post on LinkedIn — all from before the shooting — are health insurance horror stories
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The pain is so real. If you’re more upset about mean jokes than the suffering fueling them, you are deeply out of touch
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Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦
@cmclymer5 Dec 2024
I think murdering people on the street is always bad, actually, and I don't think any additional commentary on that is necessary.
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For the safety and wellbeing of healtcare CEO's, it would probably be best to get rid of that industry and come up with something new. What does every other country do?
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Big day for people who wear sweatpants to funerals and smoke around babies
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You should know if your town is gonna vote Trump based on the number of loose shopping carts in your local parking lots
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I don't know what "beta" or "cuck" means, but since that's what my therapist keeps calling me it must be pretty profound
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When you were on the street corner telling yomama jokes. I was enriching myself with Yoyoma records. We're not the same.
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The only way to top Hulk Hogan tearing his shirt off at the RNC is to get The Honky Tonk man to take his pants off at the DNC. Please sign my petition. #rnc #dnc #HulkHogan
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