Chicago, IL
Joined February 2025
When people told Ethan to go fuck himself, Ethan took that literally.
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CHRISEAN JR just throws his bottle away the SECOND he finishes it 😭😂 Mans like yeah a bottle down 😂.
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Don’t blame me I voted for 99% Jewish Hitler
Gal Gadot blows a kiss as she casts her vote in Israeli election ‘I'm going to vote for change’
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Americans love garlic but can’t be bothered to use fresh ingredients so they use a ton of garlic powder on everything. Just use fresh garlic, no jarlic, no powder you fat cow
what always gets me about american cooking is that they use these spices like "malcom's italian stallion" or "killer hog's A.P" in europe when we say spices we mean like, cumin or oregano
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U.S. Senate candidate @AbdulElSayed (D-MI): "I don't think we live in capitalism; we live in corporatism."
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We live in corporate communism actually
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Take me back 🥺
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Blueface takes Naveah to steak & lobster dinner.🍽️ ❤️ chrisean never got treated like this by blueface 😭💀.
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Annie after Michael Jackson dropped smooth criminal
It does piss me off when someone asks me if I'm okay when I'm just posting some bs. Mind ya buzinuss
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Snout full of coke boogers
Bhad Bhabie's fiancé flexes her staying with him after all the ab*se allegations and che*ting allegations 😵‍💫
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Good for your hair. YOGURT
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I’m working on a new scientific invention that cures RFK’s vocal cords via a shotgun
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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Manspreading so hard it’s a meetoo
Ilhan Omar on why right-wingers focus on her and Hasan Piker so much: "I think we look really good on their screens. They get tired of looking at their botox faces." 😭
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This morning. 48 hours after my last binge. My face is STILL this swollen. I’ve genuinely never experienced anything like this.
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#MichiganSenate Mike Rogers licks his lip at Nicki Minaj when she stands up.
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Good for your hair. YOGURT Yogurt yogurt. It’s good for your hair
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Casting the h3 biopic Ethan…. Tamara… Hila
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high meat enthusiast retweeted
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Two straight conservative men forced to kiss as Lula begins rolling out terrifying left-wing agenda in Brazil.
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Down to 9mg nicotine/day
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