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You crazy fools have done it. Another 100 of you were brave enough to follow me, and now you gone and forced another "Sri Hair Embiggening™!"
I fear society may be lost.
From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
James Comey: "I'm still innocent. I'm still not afraid of these people."
He was the FBI DIRECTOR. He RAN the illegal operations against the legitimately elected President, Donald Trump. Now he wants you to see HIM as the victim.
I have the documents. THE GRAND CONSPIRACY 👉 grandconspiracybook.com
From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
🚨 WIKIPEDIA LIE BLOWN UPFormer FBI officials Nikki Floris & Bradley Benavides in preliminary hearing TODAY for lying to Congress about the Hunter Biden laptop.
Floris: “No discussions about Hunter.”
Evidence: She discussed him constantly.
Benavides: “I learned about the laptop from Wikipedia.”
Evidence: He was in the meetings.
They helped shape the narrative before 2020. Now they’re charged.
Kash Patel and Jeanine Pirro delivered.
You don't realize how retarded you sound right now.
But, you work for the Washington Post, so, it's pretty much par for the course.
President Trump's planned 250-foot-tall arch would cast shadows on many graves and monuments in nearby Arlington National Cemetery, the @washingtonpost's 3-D analysis found.
On some days, Trump's arch would even shade the grave and eternal flame of JFK.
From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
If Ilhan Elmi is not an American citizen, she has no right to serve in Congress.
The evidence is overwhelming.
If she’s not a citizen, she has to go.
And I intend to make that happen.
Apologies for the length, but I thought this story was important heading into Halloween.
To earn some supplemental income to cover holiday expenses, I took a job at the local Spirit Halloween store. I got a job as a costume packer (those things don't come pre-assembled). I got put on the "Dracula" assembly line, along w/a seasoned employee who'd been doing the job for a while.
Our job was to stuff Dracula's cape, fangs, pendant, makeup, and finally the blister card into the bag before sealing them up with that built-in plastic hanger to go out onto the sales floor.
It was high-pressure work, with strict quotas since Dracula is the most popular costume this year.
Since my co-worker was the more experienced, he would always go first, then I'd take my turn, and we'd alternate back and forth.
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I had to make every second count.
~fin~
cc @JaneyMackWriter @ArquetteSisters @MickeyBlowtorch @YesThatVCharles
From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
A GOFO delivery driver in Virginia Beach literally walked up and hurled a package directly at a resting black cat named Opie, smiled about it, and walked away.
Absolute vile behavior.
From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
CNN interrupts and abruptly ends an interview with Karoline Leavitt because she mentioned Jake Tapper compared Trump to Hitler.
Kasie Hunt isn't upset Tapper slandered Trump as a Nazi.
She's upset Leavitt reminded the audience about it.
From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
NEW: Multiple federal law enforcement sources tell @FoxNews that the man who was shot and killed by an off-duty FBI agent in Chicago last night was a Venezuelan illegal alien who was seen shooting into a homeless encampment. Per sources, the FBI agent was driving alone when he saw 27-year-old OSCAR D. CORRALES shooting at people in the encampment, and the agent stopped and shot CORRALES, killing him.
Fox is told CORRALES was previously caught and released at the southern border by the Biden administration in October 2023, and he has a previous arrest in California in which he was released from custody with an ICE detainer ignored.
nbcchicago.com/news/local/ou…
Was Julie K.Brow a molester of young boys?
Click on the link to my totally hypothetical supposition with zero evidence below!
NEW: Former beauty queen accuses Trump of brutal rape. Were Trump and Epstein engaged an an intrasexual competition? jkbjournalist.substack.com/p…
Can someone recommend a movie that will absolutely destroy you in the most beautiful way?
Something deeply human that makes you feel connected to the characters, leaves you staring at the credits in silence, and stays in your head for days. Not necessarily sad, just something that makes you feel EVERYTHING.
A film about life, love, loss, loneliness, or the beautiful mess of being human. Something that leaves a little hole in your heart when it’s over.
A better, shorter, and less expensive solution:
2.4L naturally aspirated V8s w/800+hp.
That's it.
Screw the hybrid-recovery crap
Screw the push to pass B.S.
Screw the DRS/flappy wings.
Give them an engine and let them drive.
🚨 F1’s proposed V8 engine regulations are taking shape!
According to BBC Sport, the FIA’s proposal includes:
🏎️ 2.0–2.3L turbocharged V8 engines
⚡ 200kW hybrid recovery capacity
🔥 Around 900 horsepower
🏁 100kW reserved for push-to-pass
⚖️ Target of 80kg lighter cars
💰 Engine budget cap potentially cut by 50%
The goal is simpler, cheaper, more responsive cars that put greater emphasis on driver skill.
The proposals still require agreement before becoming official regulations.
(via. @BBCSport) #F1
Apparently a lot of my followers actually like Mounds...
What attracted these heathens to me like moths to a flame??
BURN, YOU HALLOWEEN CANDY HERETICS!
BUUUURN!
