Hamzy retweeted
made some huge upgrades to derivativesmonkey.com :
- market summary section got better.
- charting on the platform got 100x better 😉
- IBIT section moved up & got some upgrades to be compatible to the rest of the tradFi pairs that will be listed
Hamzy retweeted
When the game changed from community to raping each other w axiom
I was told no crying in the casino
Oh what’s that??? The game has evolved to be armed men trying to kill you???
Yeah bro, sounds more like COPIUM
CAN’T COPE W THESE NEW MARKET CONDITIONS?!?!? SKILL ISSUE!!!!!!
You will all be hunted for sport and nobody will cry for you
And it will all be your own karmic doing
Hamzy retweeted
what happens when Pavel pushes his own chain for real, for the first time?
Everyone gets excited about Robinhood being pushed
Or if CZ is behind anything
Understandable
So keep that same energy when Pavel goes on a generational run
This will be what Coinbase should've done, on steroids
Telegram is king
Hamzy retweeted
Convinced if someone is selling memes on $GRAM this early in the cycle
It comes down to 2 things
1: you think you can make money elsewhere FASTER NOW or
2: you are allergic to money and got extremely lucky to somehow be in this early, either from a friend or running into the right account
I'm not going to say anything about ppl with allergies, they were born that way and can't be healed
But to point 1
I want you to look back on your life
You probably will notice a pattern
The faster you have tried to make money
The faster you have lost it and ruined the opportunities you did have
You are repeating this mistake once again
And by the end of the cycle
You will likely waste every opportunity you had here because you couldn't notice this pattern in yourself and others.
Hamzy retweeted
You need to know your History
History does not just rhyme; it repeats itself because the cause-effect relationships of human nature and financial debt systems never change.
When an empire runs out of money to pay its debts, it always faces a choice: default on its obligations or print money to devalue the currency. Every single empire in human history has chosen to print money 💰
And Three Times History Did This Exact Same Thing 🔮
Anyone can throw all these into AI and it will nicely summarise it
1) British Empire (1930s–1940s) – The Pre-Devaluation Pivot
2) United States (1968–1971) – The Bretton Woods Fracture
3) The French Bourbon Empire (1780s) – The Debt Capitulation
Back to now. The point is, Fed is trapped.
U.S. national debt has crossed the unpayable $40 Trillion milestone, the Federal Reserve is officially trapped.
Question is whether Fed will raise interest rate in December? That's your homework.
Till then, will reveal my take next post. Bye 🔮
Hamzy retweeted
What's actually happening right now that you should be aware of:
1. Crude oil (WTI) just crashed −3.4%, breaking below $82, and Oman/Iran are discussing a temporary shipping lane to ease the Strait of Hormuz crisis.
Mainstream media is claiming this "relieves the need for interest rate hikes." 😂😂😂
Do not fall for this trap.
Geopolitical tension moves in jagged waves, not straight lines. While a temporary shipping lane cools short-term oil futures today, the underlying structural friction remains active.
4 out of 12 regional Federal Reserve banks secretly voted to raise interest rates right now. The hawkish pressure inside the system is real, and it is building up toward the December Interest Rate Hike Trap we anticipated.
2. Bitcoin is trading at $78,990, pinned just below its previous high of $79,999. The Daily RSI has skyrocketed to a hyper-extended 86.7 (with ETH at 87.6)
This confirms that the market has reached the absolute ceiling of the recent short squeeze.
Funding rates are creeping positive (+0.39% for ETH and +0.99% for SOL), meaning late retail buyers are aggressively using leverage to chase the top (hope you are not one of them 😂😂😂)
Meanwhile, the Coinbase Premium is still negative (-$11.85), proving that American institutional "smart money" is completely refusing to buy at these inflated prices. Market makers are keeping the price pinned at the top specifically to trap these late buyers ahead of tomorrow's news
3. NVIDIA's earnings or the PCE inflation report coming Wednesday 26 August 2026.
If this triggers the expected short-term liquidity flush tomorrow, do not panic.
Keep spot positions that we bought lower 🤝
If btc hits $75.5k–$76.5k range, that should be the key institutional re-accumulation pocket. Buy the dip right before the massive September 9 government cash spigot turns on to fuel the historic October vertical melt-up
Good luck taking profits along the way 🔮
Hamzy retweeted
What do you think happens
When volume on the top memes on Gram go from
600k and 200k
To $100M+ per day
History is repeating and it could not be easier for anyone who understands what I’m trying to show you today
You’ve already won if you are picking up what I’m putting down
I feel slightly sad for all the people that are not here to capitalize on these things
The ones who rush in at the top of the cycle
Im sorry you didn’t see this
I’ll probably flash this receipt to you to show you how we were here when not a single meme on Gram had more than 600k in volume for the day
And this is when you should’ve gotten in to make 100x with me but instead you’re blaming me a year or 2 later 🥲
Between the 2 main LP pools for $BRETT today
Uni V3- 250k volume
Sushi V2- 650k volume
There is only $900,000 in on chain volume today
For $TOSHI
Uni V3 - 400k volume
Sushi V2- 27k volume
Only 427k in on chain volume today
These are the top memecoins on this chain
for ppl who have not been following along closely
BRETT was doing 20M-60M dollars of ON CHAIN VOLUME DAILY during the last wave
TOSHI was doing 5M-20M dollars of daily ON CHAIN VOLUME during the last wave
Right now you are literally able to buy when this network feels like a ghost town (for now) right before
On chain summer is coming
96M+ new users are coming
On chain volume is down 90%+ for every single coin on the chain
This will probably be the last time you ever see such low activity and volume on this chain
Take advantage.
I think we will look back at the numbers in this post in awe
thinking
WOW. i cant believe it, I remember.. that was the time.. the calm right before the storm.. the last chance i had to buy before shit got real and volumes are 10M-200M+ daily on the top memecoins again
I always scream to ppl at the bottoms and they never buy
BOBO at 1.1M
REDO at 1.1M
Nobody was interested because volume was LOW AS FUCK
The demand and interest didnt "SEEM TO BE THERE"
Its not about the present
Look into the FUTURE activity, volume, users
Position NOW.
Many will look back on this post and wish they bought $BRETT and $TOSHI as the 2 bluechip memes on this chain before the blow up.
They will wish they saw this post earlier
I hope u will not be one of those ppl
I know I won't
Hamzy retweeted
I’ve been Mr. Número Uno ANTI-HERO of all the “Trench Dweebs” since the INCEPTION of Solana’s onchain playground.
They said, “HE WILL NEVER MAKE AN APPEARANCE! HE’S ALL TALK!”
“He’ll always stick to CEXs and trading perps, he doesn’t have the skill to come to our domain.”
They LOVE to hate me because I’m so sweet with my words.
And then all the DISRESPECT to the OGs…
I couldn’t let it slide any longer.
It’s like a DC - Marvel CROSSOVER.
Doctor Axius entering the METAVERSE of Mutated Broccoli Head Anorexic NPCs and terrorizing them in their own world.
AND YOU GET TO WATCH IT LIVE.
Follow my account “axe” on PF app and tell EVERYONE YOU KNOW to do the same ASAP.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I know the Mutated Broccoli Head Anorexic guys will be PRAYING on my downfall,
But I shall demonstrate in the process how nothing they’ve EVER done has been of ANY TALENT.
For all my OG CT niggaz out there, this is for you.
~ Dr. Axius.
Hamzy retweeted
helping prepare the BEST coins for the coming cycle to NOT need or depend on KOLs or catalysts
DURING the bear market
So that all the attention and KOLs they do attract in the bull run
is just bonus and STEROIDS for them
Few understand I often go silent on my own bags to help them become stronger and not depend on me or anyone shilling
Bc the truth is
If the coin needs me or X person to share so badly instead of attracting its own soldiers that believe so strongly in the narrative
and if it can’t hold up during quiet times based on its narrative and community strength
Then it never had a chance or the ingredients to truly go big and make people 100x+
Some ppl see the execution and strategy
Most don’t tho
The few that do are the ones that will make real money
Bc it’s not about me or marketing or some bullshit out of ur control
It’s mainly about the narrative and correct anticipation of how others will react or think about something in the future before they ever think about it
Get that right and the kols, the hype, the marketing, the exchanges all follows
Hamzy retweeted
We’re in some of the best possible stages in the market to accumulate your top memes for the upcoming cycle
Most memes and top tier alts are bottomed out and completely dead right now
You complain you can’t make real money off crypto
But you don’t understand that a high percentage of gains comes from TIMING and execution
At this point in the market you can basically make money on anything decent
But to make real life changing gains you have to look in places that haven’t been explored yet
Not places that are already oversaturated and clearly topped out
There’s a whole ocean out there but for some reason you’re still swimming in the community pool
Take a dive into the-open-network:native
Where the top winner is clear
Now just wait
Hamzy retweeted
Just remember
Most people doubt me or don’t understand why I’m getting into X coin when it’s at a low market cap
Then they understand and want to ape their life savings in when it’s up 100x-1000x
I don’t follow trends
I start them or find them before they become obvious
That’s why most of you don’t see eye to eye with me when you need to the most to make 100x
Hamzy retweeted
1 billion users on telegram
If on average each account on Telegram put JUST $1 dollar into the top meme
That’s 1 BILLION DOLLARS in buy volume
JUST $1 per account
I know some accounts are scam accounts
But 1 account putting $100 dollars in
Makes up for 100 scam accounts
I have put a million dollars in so far
So I have made up for 1 million scam accounts
Don’t tell me you would bet UNDER $1 per account on avg
You gonna miss that bet
SMASH the over and get rich on Telegram this cycle.
Hamzy retweeted
exciting week ahead for derivativesmonkey.com
You guys will now have access to a ton of features that are gonna be shipped in coming week or so & we are adding more venues & tickers too!
Reminder website is 100% FREE , you dont need to pay anyone anything , simple retweet would help us along way.
Flow Map : shows you the prices where option's strikes are bought. i-e a lot of puts with strike price of 55k were bought. You can toggle which strikes are populated the most.
been working on something dope for quite some time & I'm excited announce the launch of our crypto options analytics platform :
derivativesmonkey.com
No Login or Payment Required. It's completely free to use!
will explain in tweets below what it does below & how it works👇
