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Betty J Smithsonian

@Handstandstore

Freelance clown.

 Philadelphia, PA
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Joined October 2014
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Eliot Shorr-Parks
@EliotShorrParks12 Feb 2023
Nick Sirianni’s best quality is he isn’t afraid to be himself From his introductory press conference, to the flower analogy, to the celebrations on the sideline, Sirianni is always just himself and shows his emotions. It’s why he is in the Super Bowl
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My son, Elon Musk, was born with his butt in front.
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Laurie Kilmartin@anylaurie1614 Jul 2022
Cheer up fourth grade girls- if you’re in the hospital giving birth, that means you’re not in the classroom getting shot.
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david cross✍@davidcrosss26 Jun 2022
We're a little over 5 months away from drowning witches
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Jena Friedman@JenaFriedman26 Jun 2022
Men, it would be cool if each of you donated at least $500 to your local abortion clinic. That’s about the price of an abortion without anesthesia. It’s the least you can do, since you get paid more than us and your salary only increases when you become dads. Thanks in advance.
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John Fetterman
@JohnFetterman25 Jun 2022
I just want to be really clear about something. Abortions will still happen whether it's illegal or not. The difference is that more women will die because they won't be safe, and it will fall hardest on poor women + women of color. We must fight this with everything we’ve got.
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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker24 Jun 2022
America, where you can take away people’s rights by taking a guess at the intentions of dead people who would’ve been scared of a lightbulb
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Chip Chantry@ChipChantry24 Jun 2022
It's gotta be pretty sweet to be racist, sexist and homophobic and then just say it's your 'religion'.
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Tom Brennan@Brennanator23 Jun 2022
Ah fuck.
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Randi Alexis Hickey@RandiAlexis1 Jun 2022
Happy Pride! Check out the wedding I helped coordinate this year for the loveliest people ever. ⁦⁦@Handstandstore⁩ A Fleisher Art Memorial Wedding With a Post-Ceremony Parade phillymag.com/philadelphia-w…
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tinybaby@tinybaby30 May 2022
im a teacher in florida and i can't wait til they give us all guns. then none of those pussy parents can stop us from doing CRT
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George Wallace
@MrGeorgeWallace29 May 2022
Shout out to the top 5 checks in the world, pay, coat, traveler's, rain and universal background.
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David Hogg 🟧
@davidhogg11127 May 2022
This time is going to be different.
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New York Yankees
@Yankees27 May 2022
Access to a gun triples the risk of death by suicide.
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Ben Wexler@mrbenwexler25 May 2022
Just a reminder: We didn’t outlaw cigarettes. We just put a bunch of sensible laws around them and as a result hundreds of thousands of gruesome deaths were prevented.
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Jena Friedman@JenaFriedman25 May 2022
Would it help if we called mass shootings “late term abortions” ?
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Ben Rosen@ben_rosen25 May 2022
listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and they can find literally any other hobby
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Jena Friedman@JenaFriedman15 May 2022
Why are there no “pro-life” protests outside of gun stores?
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Jena Friedman@JenaFriedman10 May 2022
Maybe if we call fetuses "minors" our government will let grown men take them out.
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The Hill
@thehill10 May 2022
Howard Stern on abortion: I miss Republicans who "didn’t want to invade your private life" hill.cm/7bMIN92
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