Bald Stand-Up Comedian
United States
Joined January 2019
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Wild hot takes from Shirley Muldowny today @GoRaceMIR @NHRA today 😂 Give up on your dreams, crew chiefs are overpaid, and fuck em all pretty much. Even with the parts I disagree with it’s refreshing to hear someone actually just saying how they feel
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Second race of the @NHRA countdown and I’m just thankful for @Jason_Galvin the man truly knows what he’s talking about and what we fans want to hear.
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Gotta be honest, the TV show is one thing, but if you’re watching on their .tv stream it’s a lot more jarring. Between the on-air talent and the actual cut of the show, paying $175/year directly to them feels like I’m being robbed.
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These kind of people exist everywhere in motorsport. Then folks have the audacity to ask why it’s so hard to find new talent.
There’s kids out there hanging on to a last thread of hope asking questions like this. And if given the chance they’d outwork you and appreciate it more
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It just feels right. Something about the way this man can jaw about the sport sells it to me so much more. @PROPromotions_ #SuperStarShootout is so good on @FloRacing . Really shows how much a broadcast can live or die on the commentary, and boy it's alive right now.
Does anyone else feel at home listening to Mike Dunn on the mic for the @PROPromotions_ #SuperStarShootout?? It’s like being a kid again 🤣
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Hot take: The fans paid to spend their time there. If they exodus during certain things, it means it’s time to work to give them a reason not to.
And “The racing’s good” doesn’t count. The sport is ultimately built more around spectacle and stories than competition.
I think…
Your weekly reminder to stop the mass exodus. Support the pro stock and the bikes.
#NHRA #Route66Nats
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Trying something new (without the expensive gimmick) would be going to a 3 qualifying rounds on Friday and racing on Saturday format. With both days concluding with rounds at night. Then we truly see the fastest runs at the climax of each day. – at Charlotte, NC
Fans - "NHRA doesn't try anything new It's same old same old
NHRA - "Adds 2 4 wide races a year"
Fans - "I hate dis 4 wide not real racin blah blah blah"
Seriously, some people need to make up their minds be happy the sport was willing to do something different
#NHRA
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Imagine being this delusional. You get to do the most fun job on the property any given night and because someone (who likely would give anything to switch places) wants to give you camera time, you’re mad? I will never understand the lack of self awareness – at Charlotte, NC
What I just learned... if I see a @dirtvision camera during a @WorldofOutlaws open red.. I'm yelling things that will make the camera leave quickly. F. That. Gtfo.
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To do this, and not do Friday and Saturday.
And to not have Friday q3 be at night and not have racing conclude under the lights on Saturday.
And to not leave Sunday open in case of rain.
Yup, sounds about right. Taking a good idea and wasting no time ruining it. – at Charlotte, NC
Get ready for a triple threat! The #VirginiaNats will feature 3️⃣ qualifying sessions on Saturday in a shift to a two-day event.
➡️ bit.ly/3U1u8xe
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Hank Silver retweeted
.@FrysFoodStores and the @AZLottery will serve as the primary sponsors of Travis Shumake’s Top Fuel dragster for his inaugural race in the NHRA @MissionFoodsUS Drag Racing Series, scheduled to take place April 5-7 at the NHRA #ArizonaNats
nhra.com/news/2024/fry-s-foo…
This sentiment is valid, but don’t blame it on streaming.
Give someone a reason to come that they can’t get at home.
All too often anymore folks charge a premium at the gate and extra for a pit pass, just so a fan can pay double for a beer and get splinters in the ass. – at Pittsburgh, PA
One of the nicest people in the world and one tough SOB. @JakeIngram2 deserves all the love and success wherever he goes… and he’ll be fine as long as it doesn’t involve mountain bikes with me and @AustinBrezinski
Ever wonder who puts up all those banners you see at every #WoOSprint race?
Meet @JakeIngram2.
The man of many talents is leaving the road to focus on family after more than 4 years of hard work, dedication, and helping anywhere he could.
We’ll miss you, Jake!
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