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Spangley, Sirginia
Joined June 2022
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This greedy bastard used so much of Poland’s whimsy for himself there won’t be another smile cracked within its borders until the 22nd Century.
Dawid, a 26-year-old gray seal, found his fall spirit by rolling around in fallen leaves at a Polish zoo.
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Still rings true to this day.
They’re fighting their greater feminine urges (nurturing and protecting) in order to focus on their lesser ones (being a bitch)
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That is if I wrote the original about my cat, of which I’m almost positive.
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More like Benjamin Netanyajew.
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They’ll kill the person that tried to rationally explain a current mode of action will lead to demise, then kill the biggest opposition of that person when they were alive for not being adamant enough in their warnings then wonder why only the sycophantic step forward to “lead”.
That tankies are worse than infants when it comes to any kind of political intellect because of their lack of object permanence.
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When they say dismantle the machine, they don’t mean the industrial scale induction coil plant that makes components to make components for disc plows to actually allow for economically viable(even in communism) to production for the disadvantaged to gain access to.
Not the one who got killed in the revolution trying to protect critical components from harm because he was “defending the means of bourgeoisie oppression”. He WAS a worker. Big difference. The “pro’s” need to get their egos in check before they ever have a shot at even selfsust.
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Just because something expires worthless([redacted]) doesn’t mean there wasn’t plenty of value to extract along the way.
Replying to @ButtFarm69
Not if you sold for a profit and bought more shares.
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He’s prolly got more stories than I do excuses, and that’s saying something.
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It’s called risk tolerance, look it up nerd.
Replying to @iamrpk
It’s like the time I secured a $4,200.69 loan from Robinhood for $5 and used it to secure 8 more net shares because I knew my bank would call and say I wasn’t allowed to ball out like that using RH Gold instant deposits like that anymore. I have a new bank now, for the record.
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Idiot doesn’t even know how to achieve eternal bliss, what are we even paying him for?
Replying to @DalaiLama
Sorry Mr. Lama but I’m gonna push back here. The most important way to do this is to not blade your wedges over greens, which is a very wise approach to my natural self interests(skins game).
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It wasn’t eternal, but definitely much, MUCH improved bliss today.
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If Robert Jordan taught me one thing, it’s that the line between torture and medicine is much slimmer than the one between science and art.
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And yes, you’re absolutely right, he does have two first names.
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Still rings true to this day.
Replying to @ramzpaul
I fight for sodomy behind the local Wendy’s dumpster, not Ukraine, tyvm
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Still rings true to this day.
Maybe just stop protecting ruzzia and let them shit the bed like big boys all by themselves?
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The Three(hundred billion dollar) Day SMO ladies and gentlemen
Russia’s war has a price tag, and it grows every day. Ukraine’s Defense Forces have cost the aggressor an estimated $296 billion in lost equipment, including tanks, artillery, aircraft, drones and cruise missiles. Follow the running total on the @armyinformcomua dashboard, which updates every 24 hours. armyinform.com.ua/en/2026/05…
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Call the situationship Lionel, cuz you know it’s Messi
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