Ohhhhhh my god you need to make tough decisions on welfare spending? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite George Osborne??
And this will be used to make sure that you aren't wanking to facesitting porn. Because this is a normal country.
"The flag of Montenegro caused me to have a mental breakdown. I'm 35 and live with my parents btw" I couldn't have come up with anything funnier if I tried
This has me in tears man theguardian.com/uk-news/2026…
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relistening to Money for Nothing and it strikes me that they shouldn't have said the f slur multiple times (girlfriend leaves room) if Mark Knopfler was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world
Lookin at my bereals (yes I still do that) from my time in London and wow I had no light behind my eyes then
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Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package of 'everyday fixes' bbc.in/4zTnQ4K
My little cheapo film camera takes terrible pics of people, interior spaces etc BUT takes very nice building photos
Torment nexus moment
JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.
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This is NOT Palmer's company at all, his company Anduril is only supplying the tech for the dogs, and this is a wholly owed Collosal entiity
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