lewes fc enjoyer. pint enjoyer. connoisseur of shit pubs
Lewes, England
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there are few sights more annoying than a group of blue jeans and brown shoes on a train in pink and blue scarves all drinking M&S mojitos on a train, all either called Rory Hugo or Atticus
Dulwich away is back
Thank god the heat has fucked off, everyone that prefers summer to winter needs to take a long hard look at themselves
fuck me we are good at football
HAAAAAAASSSSS ANYONE SEEN WHITEHAWK
JAY LOVETT
THE ADMIRAL
THE NUMBER 7 BUS
BROKEN FLOODLIGHTS
45° PITCH
GRANT HALL
JACK ALBION
THE 10 SAUSAGE CHALLENGE
THE BISON BEER FANZONE
THE DISCO BALL
KEY MOMENTS
YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELLLLLLLLLLL OF A BEATING
Awful decision, not one to normally slate the officials but that decision is one of the worst I’ve seen
having to listen to insufferable yanks on my train for the past hour has given me three questions;
1. What on earth has taken you from LA or wherever to Three Bridges
2. Can you go back
3. How do you have enough to talk about that it lasts 70 very loud uninterrupted minutes
H_Lock retweeted
Your matchday online programme 👇
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might be autistic you know
🚨 A little challenge for you overnight…
Can you name a player whose total goals in all competitions for a club WHILE they were in the Premier League exactly matched a shirt number they wore there? 👕⚽
There are some absolute beauties.
I’ve found 6.
Answers tomorrow at 11am GMT.
Your turn to suffer. 😂
