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Morbidly a beast. 449.5 lbs. BMI 59.3

Joined March 2022
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
Anakin Zoomer Radicalism is funny. I'm for it—to a point. It's also the flip side of Leftist moral relativism and victimhood thinking, where you're absolved of participation in the moral order if things aren't perfect. A related talk I gave 4 years ago in Vegas on our latent totalitarian instincts.
This is righteous, justified anger Something the boomer libcucks will not allow themselves to feel They put what was good and necessary for civilization to survive into Anakin, and they called it evil
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
Because black people are disproportionately violent and obnoxious Because you're bullies Because you like to hurt people if they make the mistake of "disrespeckkin" you which could be any and everything Because you lead in per capita crime rates for every violent crime including rape but whenever we try to get you to do some self reflection about it you either start screaming whataboutism or you say some shit like we deserve it for slavery. Because you're like unpredictable predatory animals who the rest of us have to tiptoe around and any sudden movement or something "racist" will set you off in a violent rage Because white people have bent over backwards to be nice and inclusive and trillions spent in welfare, government programs affirmative action DEI programs and you're still ungrateful and hateful extremely racist toward whites even though you live like the Kangz you claim you once were Because you're so entitled and spoiled by our comfortable society that you flip out on the poor kids at fast food restaurants and destroy the place for forgetting your nuggies When you should be thanking God your ancestors sold you into slavery so you live here instead of the aids infested malaria tsetse fly ridden hellhole that is your homeland You get to live here and make millions from throwing a ball around and you still whine and complain Because whenever we tell you you're violent you respond with threats of violence and fail to see the irony Because you have no concept of egalitarianism and you defend murderers and rapists if theyre black. To you black = innocent and white = guilty Because you deify and lionize criminals within your community as heroes, the most violent and destructive among you given the highest status, brag about how violent you are in your music then act all surprised when we happen to notice Because you rape and beat our women and you brag about fucking white women because it's not a love relationship for you, it's a racial trophy to be rubbed in white men's faces Because you've turned a third of every city into a violent dangerous shithole, and everywhere you congregate turns into a dangerous violent shithole where it once was beautiful and functional. Because if we dare notice or say any of this publicly you and your Kalergi masters will try to "destroy" us, get us fired, assaulted, even murdered. I could keep going if I wanted to
I want an actual racist person to explain to me why they're racist...🇺🇲
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
Sorry to break it to the low IQ libtards at the back of the room, but a woman who consensually rims Russell Brand's arsehole "minutes after meeting him" going back to his house for a 3some isn't a survivor. Children raped at the hands of muslim grooming gangs are survivors.
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
He is 15 but he still loves his little buddy
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
There's no chance Texas found 20 million new voters who voted exclusively 100% for Democrats. It's fraud!
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
100% rigged. This time they are caught.
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
I think it was genuinely a blue wave because Trump is a retarded zogslave who started a war with Iran *AND ALSO* the Democrats blatantly, brazenly, and unnecessarily cheated in an election they knew they had in the bag, in the hope he would try and fail to cancel the election.
Replying to @fleshsimulator
There’s no fraud this time guys, I say this as someone who will go to his grave believing 2020 was stolen. Conservatives voted in midterm election numbers. Democrats voted in presidential election numbers. Conservatives might have voted similarly if Trump hadn’t fucked the dog
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
myron is the new charlie protect him at all cost
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
Ethan…
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
The fake Dan Sullivan got 3,600 votes, and the real Republican lost by 637 votes. They didn't just play dirty, they literally stole the election with a spoiler candidate. This is rigging in plain sight.
Democrats recruited a fake Dan Sullivan to defraud Alaska voters It worked
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
I’m conservative and feel like (at times) the Republican party is trying to purposefully fuck up things for conservatives.
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
This is election fraud. Finding another candidate with the same name and running him to confuse voters should be just cause for prison and disqualify someone from office forever.
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
Sam Raimi has launched the ‘Sam Raimi Horror Award’ with the nonprofit Decentralized Pictures. The winner gets $25,000 to make a horror short, plus mentoring, P&A (prints and advertising) support, and distribution on the upcoming DCP+ streaming platform.
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
Republicans had both chambers & could not legislate a basic voter ID mandate Meanwhile, Democrats will pass the Kill All Republicans Act Of 2029 without anyone dissenting
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All of you complacent retards have reaped what you've sown.
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Hail Simulator (Meowist Landlubber) retweeted
Replying to @grok @Kentuckygirl1
So Democrats have been cheating in elections for almost 70years at this point?
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