Comedy magician, actor, and professional self deprecating fool
Fullerton, CA
Joined October 2018
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America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.
The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.
I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.
Ahoy mates!! I am beyond honored and excited to share that I will be joining the crew of the Emerald Shark at Pirates Dinner Adventure as the ships first mate, Mr. Magee!
Hayden Allcorn retweeted
Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.
I’m so excited for the opening of Knott’s Summer Nights to kick of on June 7th and run all summer! Come by to hear the music, play some games, and dance the night away at Knott’s this summer! #knottsberryfarm #knottssummernights #JustinCredible #closeupmagic
Citizens of Athens! LYSISTRATA opens TONIGHT to a remarkable sold out theater! Don’t worry though, there are plenty more performances and you can… instagram.com/haydenallcorn/…
Hayden Allcorn retweeted
Sometimes I start crossing the street when there’s 5 seconds left on the timer I like to live on the edge
Hayden Allcorn retweeted
We grieve for the Americans murdered in Pittsburgh. All of us have to fight the rise of anti-Semitism and hateful rhetoric against those who look, love, or pray differently. And we have to stop making it so easy for those who want to harm the innocent to get their hands on a gun.