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HaFi

@HazeFund

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Joined February 2026
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@HazeFundAug 19
LMAOOOOO
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Short Tesla and spacex when talarico wins
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gamify everything
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The secret to making the best burger that your in laws love is Worcester sauce. Get 85/15 or 80/10 ground beef, mix in your Worcester, salt, pepper, garlic. Makes the best burger. Pro tip, glaze your onions in a pan with bacon. Once ready turn to low then add a little ketchup and Dijon, there’s your topping. Build your burger as Beef patty Beef patty Pickles Onions Then bacon on top then smash it down
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I know a guy who raises cattle and does expos giving away burgers etc. He told me this one time and I have done this everytime
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-Monkey buy banana. 🍌 -Monkey thinks more monkeys will want banana. -But monkey also wants to protect banana. -Monkey uses @boros_fi to hedge funding rates and potentially earn more banana while holding banana. -Monkey now has banana exposure + funding strategy. Bananomics. 🐒🍌
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Two gorilla mind energy drinks and a sleeve of 3mg chill zyns please!
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$lit Calls expiring Dec a month after VC unlocks is quite special @koolkrypto223
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MSFT calls and NVDA shorts Add a super giga long on hype and short bitcoin. Geeg
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Can’t wait for everything to be fine tomorrow and the week after and bears get rekt after yields calm down
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Imagine the smell if everyone got margin called tomorrow
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The year is 2026 is portfolio companies getting margin called is bullish?
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Higher rates are bullish for stable issuers
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Buying $META cuz midterms adsoend
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🥵 WSMC NFT GIVEAWAY 🥵 1. Follow @WSMCO_ 2. Like and Repost 3. DROP YOUR EVM ADDRESS BELOW 200 total NFTs. 5 tiers of rewards. Zero cost. A little surprise comes with each ticket. 👀 Some tickets are worth more than others. CHOOSE RICH EVERY FUCKING TIME. 💰
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*asks grok to delete all shit posts* *acc gone*
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I need burry to be bearish to buy in
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The only time you should ever be delta neutral is if your funding arb/ or points farming. Any other exceptions?
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Trading the spread between lit and hype has got to be the easiest trade left of 2026
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Running a research project on @cryppimagic and @boros_fi to see if there’s an edge in DeFi for Tradfi investors arbing funding. Which LP should I use as my base case? Might use @giga_dex , I need a good apy to compare results to 😉
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This is your retirement account btw.
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