No room for new ideas when you think with your mouth. Voted world’s best cat dad eight years running. Lazy hack writer. #RollTide

Detroit, MI
Joined March 2011
Out for blood
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My stomach after eating 3 of these
Skyline Chili is selling a cheese coney pizza at select Kroger stores in Cincinnati, Dayton, Columbus, Louisville, and Lexington
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Japanese against the French rn
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Les étudiants en physique japonais quand ils entendent parler de la théorie des cordes
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Chinook Sugarbeeters (MT) Webb Feet (TN) Hoppeston Cornjerkers (IL) Yuma Criminals (AZ)
The strangest High School mascot in each state.
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My entire FYP is different variations of the Theo vonn it’s over meme
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PLAY THE MUSIC
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Why Flex say this, man lol
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Ichigo seeing his squad
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Ahh the ol reverse jinx
This underestimating Bama shit got to stop. They still got an elite QB and they are getting healthy. This game is not going to be easy.
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“And we’ll sink that bitch in the middle of the ocean” lmaoo
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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I bet this slapped
what you think about this meal says a lot about you
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The bubble will pop but prices will not reset lol
It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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NEW from me Abdul El-Sayed's longtime comms director, Roxie Richner, repeatedly called President Biden a "rapist" after he was accused of sexual assault in 2020. freebeacon.com/democrats/hes…
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2-loss SEC teams out of conference: - 18-0 overall - 6-0 vs P4 (avg score 42-25) - Win over #1 team - Only losses to each other 2-loss B10 teams OOC: - 18-6 overall - 1-6 vs P4 (avg score 21-36) To whine that this is bias is to argue for EXTREME bias in favor of the B10
The SEC has SEVEN two-loss teams ranked in the AP Top 25. The Big Ten has ONE. 👀 At what point does SEC bias become impossible to ignore?
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Lane was given the job (and took the job) for this game. If LSU wins, the admin, boosters, and fans will give him all the patience he’s been asking for. Hope Alabama gets healthy and prepared, cuz Lane got SHEETS of that play book he been saving just for this one.
Reminder: this will be the final year that Alabama and LSU play an annual game. Tide and Tigers will not meet during the 2027 season for the first time since 1963. LSU next comes to Tuscaloosa in 2028, and Alabama after next week won't go to Baton Rouge for a regular season game until at least 2030 (the SEC has only finalized schedules through 2029).
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Ya'll, this is nuts. Hundreds - that's right, HUNDREDS - of armed robberies between 2022 and 2024 weren't real. They were staged by the "victims" as part of a massive immigration fraud scheme to secure U-visas for themselves and their families. cwbchicago.com/2026/10/buckt…
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