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Idea for a movie: Freddy Krueger but it's the "My Pillow" guy
#mypillow #AsSeenOnTV
I just browsed Facebook for 20 minutes and it was the saddest hour of my life
This bird app isn't perfect but at least it's a distraction from being sick
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18 inch ruts in my front yard, a buckled driveway, and a damaged/collapsed storm drain culvert
No efforts made to inform me-I noticed out the window before they got it out and left
Hopefully the supervisor sticks to his word and makes sure everything is fixed.
I will follow up
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License plate:
AINT EZ
good morning everyone: this Corniche was painted in this flawless violet hue to match its antique dealer owner’s favorite pair of thigh-high boots
what a wonderful sentence to write before the sun comes up, gonna be a great day y’all
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Is this why I've been suffering from gastro enterprise for a week while only drinking orange flavor?
Here's a red one for reference, it's not the lighting making it look slimy.
And this bottle didn't have waves of algae looking crap flowing in it
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