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1920s Strongman, enabler extraordinaire

The Overlook
Joined January 2010
Idea for a movie: Freddy Krueger but it's the "My Pillow" guy #mypillow #AsSeenOnTV
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"I haunt all your dreams from my home state of Minnesota!"
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I just browsed Facebook for 20 minutes and it was the saddest hour of my life This bird app isn't perfect but at least it's a distraction from being sick
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18 inch ruts in my front yard, a buckled driveway, and a damaged/collapsed storm drain culvert No efforts made to inform me-I noticed out the window before they got it out and left Hopefully the supervisor sticks to his word and makes sure everything is fixed. I will follow up
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Nothing it can't do
Look at that sweet, versatile bastard. It could do it all. Have some hoes you’re pimping? Here’s your ride. Kids have a Little League game? You know what, somehow, also your ride. Killed a guy in New Jersey and gotta transport him to a landfill? Excellent trunk space.
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License plate: AINT EZ
good morning everyone: this Corniche was painted in this flawless violet hue to match its antique dealer owner’s favorite pair of thigh-high boots what a wonderful sentence to write before the sun comes up, gonna be a great day y’all dukeoflondon.co.uk/product-p…
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It's actually a Christmas gif
Settle a debate I’m having with my family. Is Die Hard a movie?
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Replying to @Gatorade
@Gatorade I have about a dozen bottles that are full of slime. They were bought this week, none had broken seals, and have been refrigerated the whole time even while sealed. Maybe a product recall is in order?
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Is this why I've been suffering from gastro enterprise for a week while only drinking orange flavor? Here's a red one for reference, it's not the lighting making it look slimy. And this bottle didn't have waves of algae looking crap flowing in it
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Is someone urinating in the damn Gatorade or what? Find the rat that died in the vat. FFS
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Replying to @NWSIWX
@NWSIWX Weirdness, looking southward from 46805
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Replying to @Super70sSports
Fuckingham Palace, what a tragedy!
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The movie The Little Mermaid is so unrealistic because I've never met a quiet redhead on land
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It's only after they've been Under the Sea for quite a while that the silence happens.
HeeeeyJake retweeted
Replying to @LegionHoops
Someone start the Halleluka petition now.
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He's been like this for 8 minutes and counting
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We're watching #BarryHBO on @hbomax I mean, I guess only I'm watching it. And he's still doing it